I would like to add on to this by saying that after they grew up sometimes when they was to feel safe or when something happends on instinced they hide in the cape.
I just adore the idea of Batman completely concealing his kids under his cape. Like I literally love it sm, so here’s how I think a few of them would have done it :)
Dick: hugging Bruce’s leg(when he was tinier) or his waist. I also like to think that outside of combat he would have stood on Bruce’s feet as he walked, yk?
Jason: holding onto Bruce’s arm usually, occasionally hugging him like Dick if he felt threatened. I like to think that when they were idle late at night he would fall asleep while hugging Bruce’s arm
Tim: Tim would be a bit nervous at first, but eventually ended up just huddling himself close to Bruce. He would often be peeking out from under the cape too
Damian: It took him a few months to agree to being protected in the cape, but one late night after detaining a rough arkham escapee he’s just so tired, and he’s nodding off and Bruce just gently lifts him up and holds him, and it’s so surprisingly warm and comfortable that he can’t help falling asleep. After that he went under the cape more often, huddling close like Tim used to(haha), and occasionally allowing himself to be held in his father’s arms.
Take this song and be sad with me
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I want to start by saying yes I am aware of what canon Jason is like but canon is my playpen and I am an unruly toddler
Reality or Hallucinations; As Long As You're Here With Me by: KazeshiniSora 8 parts not finished talk of dead people/death (Jason) and implied rape (Dick)
Harder Than You Think (Telling Dreams From One Another) by: JaylaFireGal
Undead and Ghost by: llillilholillill
Recertification by: queenjean
Batman: World's Best Jungle Gym by: misskitka
Dirty colors by: Oddball03 (alternete meeting)
Batman's Bat by: Samantha_Mark (poor Betsy she was a good bat 😭)
No Cops at Pride, Only Red Hood by: Xenia12
It begins.. (in a good way) by: Skelly_712
The Red Hood Gang by: Skelly_712
The Red Hood Monologue by: Chilli_W (The books!! Not the books!!)
(Call me Red Hood because I am book obsessed)
The news lady puts a hand over her ear
We just got confirmation that one of our Videographer where able to patch us through.
(A video pops up zooming in it shows the fallowing):
The Joker,on the left, with the gun pointed at Damian and on the right you can clearly see Bruce Wayne. With each of the other official and non-official Wayne kids being held by two henchmen each.
Joker:--Oh look where is your knight in shining armor now?
Bruce *yelling*: What do you want? (As the Joker puts the gun closer to Damian's head)
Joker: I herd from a little birdy that you and my batsy where together. Now I can't have that now can I? So I decided that for every five minutes it takes for Batsy to show I will kill one of your kides and the Grand Finale? Yo-
He was cut of by a sharp punch to the face by non other then Bruce Wayne,Gotham's Prince.
Bruce Wayne: Not my kids you, Bitch
It was silent for a second before all hell went lose
All the Wayne kids suddenly started to attack the henchman that where holding them, while Bruce looked Damian over and then pulled him behind him.
When everything cleared on the screen you could clearly see and hear Bruce fussing over his children and then he breathed a sign of relief. It the now totaly silent room the only thing that was herd was,"Thank God I listened to Alfred when he said to take those Taekwondo lessons when I was in Korea last month."
I love this trees
Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees
🤣
Also •-• for Cass 🤭 yes
Epic! AU but... But it's Batman.
Batman is Ody, duh.
Either Selina or Talia is Penelope, take your pick. Personally prefer Talia, but make your cup of tea however you like it.
(Though Talia as Circe/ Calypso is also a solid win.)
Bruce's crew can be the Justice League... They all di--
The gods stay because they're canon in the DC universe.
Telemachus though? Oh... Oh... HAHAHAHA--
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Siren: Come play with me and our daughters!
Bruce:
Bruce: My real wife knows I have only ONE DAUGHTER AND FIVE SONS--
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Bruce, about to leave for war, holding all six of his smol children: I don't have enough hands...
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The suitors (probably the rogues lets be fr): I heard the prince is on a diplomatic mission--
Other rogue: Which one?
First rogue: Uh... The small one.
Another suitor: There's like, two small ones.
Other rogue: And has anyone seen the princess???
Cass, who's been being trained in secret by Athena, watching them closely: •-•
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Jason, pointing at a picture of Bruce: That b!tch is dead!
Bruce from the shadows:
Tim: No, he's not! I WENT ON A F%#&$% BOAT AND EVERYTHING JASON, DO YOU KNOW HOW SEA SICK I GOT!? I WENT AND SAW OTHER KINGS AND S%@&!!! HE'S ALIVE!!!
Dick: It's been twenty years--
Damian: Mother believes he's living.
Tim: Listen here, energy drinks haven't been invented yet and I am THIS CLOSE!
Duke: I'm with Tim. No way did he die.
Cass: He cannot die.
Jason: I'm so done with this family...
Dick: Shouldn't you be the first to believe in coming back from the dead?
Jason: Oh, I believe he's come back, but THEY'RE NOT ADMITTING HE DIED IN THE FIRST PLACE!
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Bruce, to Talia: Will you fall in love with me again?
Talia, gently cupping his cheek:
Talia: You committed murder?
Bruce, with shame: Yes...
Talia: Bed. Now.
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ALTERNATIVELY:
Bruce, to Selina: Will you fall in love with me again?
Selina, inhaling sharply: I've been waiting TWENTY YEARS, Bruce--
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Bruce, back from war, trying to hold all of his grown children: I don't have enough hands...
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BONUS:
Bruce: So, what have I missed?
Dick: Oh, uh...
Jason: I died and came back to life.
Tim: I have a boyfriend. He worships Dionysus.
Damian: I befriended the deceased Kent's youngest.
Duke: I don't need to answer that question.
Cass: Received training from your old mentor.
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Warnings:
Death
Flashing lights
Thomas and Martha Wayne were murdered June 29th; their son Bruce, 8 years old at the time was never seen again. This was only the beginning of the strange disappearances of orphaned children in Gotham city.
Come Little Children Version B: (this one is darker)
Bonus Fun video:
Ok that is Adorable and FINALY a reason that Dick mom called him Robin
I wonder how the batkids would react to the reasoning behind the nickname?
Hello tumblr here’s a comic panel redraw for u bc I love theym <3
Original:
"An elevator can raise a child" Dam it hurts because it true
(For contects I DID NOT SEE ALL OF DRAGON BALL Z ((or any really))
I just thought of a au where all the Batkids are kind of like mob bosses but more in a “Red hood/kill the bad people in the city but leave the not so horrible ones to reform” way. But Bruce is good dad Bruce that love his kids and is a normal civilian that still has training form ether Alfred or still when on the travel the world training thing. But did not become Batman and is like the Batfamily webtoon Bruce. In which he is sweet and calls his kids nicknames just being a good dad/person.
Wether Bruce knows what his kids are doing is up to anyone to interpret but I think it is funny either way because the Batkids are in the living room talking about some plan then Bruce comes in and is like: Hello Jason, Dick, Damian, Tim, Cass, Steph, Duke (did I forget any base kids?) while giving them a kiss on their head. Goes and gets something and while he is leaving he hears “Thank goodness we switch to a different topic before he can in” and Bruce just smiles because he knows but does not want to put them out there.
(Babs is in the “secret” Batcave)
OoH NoO wHeRe is ThE JoKeR??
Alright, but you're gonna keep the secret, right?