I Just Like The Idea That In The Same Universe They Are Besties
I just like the idea that in the same universe they are Besties
I want Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne a casual besties that at galas will flirt with each other (platonicly) while they wife's or husbands (Depending on the ships) are a few feet away talking to each other because it would confuse so many people. Like are you cheating orrrr?
(Because everyone has fake flited with their Bestie)
The Billionare, playboy, fathers of kids:
Tiny Stank and Brucie Wayne
Question: What is you favriote ships for Bruce and favorie ships for Tony? (Crossover included but say from where they are from) (poly ships too)
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So there is this fic with suicidal Bruce and he
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21679105)
Ugh scenarios where Bruce is literally suicidal, and has made many attempts, but keeps getting interrupted by his kids and alfred but they don't realise what he was going to do?and they don't know his mental state was that bad?? Sign me up cause I fucking love angst and hurt/comfort
13 yr old Bruce about to slit his throat in the bathroom, but alfred comes out of nowhere and tells him dinner is ready, he made his favourite cause he saw he looked off recently, and Bruce just goes out calmly and hugs him super tight?? Bruce, about to make a decision to end his life after he's all done raising dick (after he becomes nightwing) and knows that dick is set on the right path now and going to crime alley where his parents were shot to end it but ends up meeting jason instead?? After jason when he tied up all loose ends, closed cases, secured gotham good enough, About to go on patrol for one last time, then after he'll jump off, but then meets tim that evening saying he knows who he is?? Meeting cass just when he was planning to do it cause he genuinely hated himself, but seeing so many similarities between him and cass, knowing she sees them too and scared that after he suicides she'll get those ideas too cause they're so similar? Decides to try to help her?? Meeting nightwing when he was going to jump off cause dick wanted to surprise him from blud and he just thought Bruce was brooding?? getting a call from Damain in the middle of the day when he was about to stage a car crash and listens as damian (mad at him) asks him to come to the school to pick him up cause he got suspended for 2 days for knocking out a student for being racist.
CAN U IMAGINE A CONFRONTATION WHERE BRUCE THOUGHT THEY ALREADY KNEW?? AND HES TAKING THIS CASUAL BUT THEYRE FUCKING NOT??
Part 2/?? Of my Hyperfixatin
Batfamily Headcanons/ideas
The batfamily but they are all biologically Bruce's kids is amazing but what if only some of his kids were biologically his like two or three of his kids are biologically his ( maybe Damian is the only one NOT biologically his)
DC x Dp I found a fanfic where the pit in Jason was inhim for so long that when they got it out it was a neverborn which I find as a intereasing and cool idea because Jason know has to raise a baby with power while learning to control his own
Bruce looks at Damian and sees himself sooo when he wants to get Damian to relax he gives him something that is in Damians words "childish" and tell him something like "There is no way someone can make a the Manor from this building blocks" than Damian makes a EXACT replica of the Manor.
Danny Phantom
Danny sees Dani as a daughter
Ghost King Danny
Danny has beef with Constiantian and The Justice League
Dani de-ages because of a almost death by the GIW
Danny goes on a rampage because on his deathday Dani goes missing
Mama Ghosts are hostile when they have their baby near them
Danny may or may not be trans depending on the day in my little bubble
You know the idea of Danny puts Dan and Dani core in himself for safe keeping I like that AU it is a cool cosept
Clockwork is Danny's Ghost parent
Danny's Ghost age is does not start when he dies it is either half the time from him living is his death age till he finally dies like Human 1 year since half death = 6 month old ghost child
Or another way is only the time he is Phantom counts as his "death age"
Clockwork and Alfred are immortal husbands
Danny feel in love with Bruce/Batman partly because of how protective he is of his family
I am bored so what are some headcanons you have about the Batfamily?
Ok that is Adorable and FINALY a reason that Dick mom called him Robin
I wonder how the batkids would react to the reasoning behind the nickname?
Hello tumblr here’s a comic panel redraw for u bc I love theym <3
Original:
Hear me out
Both Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark are Billionaires with to much money and never had a 'normal' childhood. So I saw this meme (go to the bottom to see meme) and I was like what if they were in the same universe so :
*Bruce calling Tony* (PS Tony knows Bruce is Batman)
Bruce: Hey Tony
Tony: Hey Bruce what do you need?
Bruce: I was looking online and it says that you own Netflix and I was wondering how much
Tony: How much what
Bruce: How much it takes to buy it
Tony: OH quick question. Why?
Bruce: Duke asked if I could get Netflix
Tony: Ok I made this mistake before. Go ask him if he wants a Netflix ACCOUNT
Bruce: O-k
*All Tony hears this*
Bruce:Hey Duke do you want a Neftlix account *a pause* Ok thank you chum
*Back to Tony*
Bruce: Ya so he says that he wants an account and what else he could be asking about
Tony: Thought so. Peter asked me the same thing and I made the same mistake
Bruce: Ok thank you Tony have a good evening
Tony: Bye Bruce
The Meme:
Evil Baha Blast I am DIEING 😂
Emergency Gotham News
The Wayne charity gala in honor of Jason Todd's return after being in witness protection was attacked by the Joker and the youngest Wayne,Damian Wayne, is being held at gun point.
The news lady puts a hand over her ear
We just got confirmation that one of our Videographer where able to patch us through.
(A video pops up zooming in it shows the fallowing):
The Joker,on the left, with the gun pointed at Damian and on the right you can clearly see Bruce Wayne. With each of the other official and non-official Wayne kids being held by two henchmen each.
Joker:--Oh look where is your knight in shining armor now?
Bruce *yelling*: What do you want? (As the Joker puts the gun closer to Damian's head)
Joker: I herd from a little birdy that you and my batsy where together. Now I can't have that now can I? So I decided that for every five minutes it takes for Batsy to show I will kill one of your kides and the Grand Finale? Yo-
He was cut of by a sharp punch to the face by non other then Bruce Wayne,Gotham's Prince.
Bruce Wayne: Not my kids you, Bitch
It was silent for a second before all hell went lose
All the Wayne kids suddenly started to attack the henchman that where holding them, while Bruce looked Damian over and then pulled him behind him.
When everything cleared on the screen you could clearly see and hear Bruce fussing over his children and then he breathed a sign of relief. It the now totaly silent room the only thing that was herd was,"Thank God I listened to Alfred when he said to take those Taekwondo lessons when I was in Korea last month."
Live video Ended
"I work alone," he says
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