F.Hawks: Pfft, This Is My First Time Playing This Game. Are You Sure Your Not Letting Me Win On Purpose?

C.Hawks: It's Dabi from the league of villains! Stay back everyone, he is very dangerous. Plea- What are you doing?

F.Hawks who is approaching C.Dabi and wrapping an arm around his shoulder: Hey there hot shot, why don't the two of us go back to my place for some fun?

C.Dabi who sees both Canon and Fanon Hawks and is now visibly confused: Why the fuck are there two of you? And why is he trying to flirt with me?

C.Hawks who is now facepalming: That's Fanon Hawks... It's how fans/stans/simps/etc. of me, like to see me as.

C.Dabi: Dude... what the fuck is wrong with people?

F.Dabi off in the distance: Ayo Birdie, wrong Dabi you shithead!

C.Dabi seeing his fanon self: Now what the fuck is that?

What’s ur ao3? :0 I wanna read Hawks fics!

Wolfred_Greennnose is my AO3, only have 1 fic atm, still updating it, but kinda on a pause atm as I am working non-stop the rest of the month.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54394858 is the fic!

Thinking of adding onto this at some point

RANT ABOUT HAWKS

Thinking about Keigo's wings, and how a lot of people like to base Keigo's wings on a Red-Tailed Hawk. The average wingspan of RT-Hawks are just under 5 feet, and so if we scale it up by about 3.1x (taking the average size of a TRH and matching it as close as possible to Keigo's height.) Then multiply that by the average wingspan, (Lets say 4ft 2inch). Keigo would have a wingspan of around 13-15ft, depending on the size, so about 14ft.

From what we have seen, Keigo soars in the sky, like a Hawk would do. Understanding how a Hawk is able to soar, you would know that it conserves a lot of energy by doing so. We see that Keigo gets bored while flying during work, as its takes so little energy that it would quite literally not require him to concentrate on flying at all. (Theoretically, he could soar the skies effortlessly without even thinking, second nature type shit.) This allows him to use his eyes to scout the ground below, or shift his body during flight.

We also know that Keigo states that he is not powerful, and relies on speed and agility. Keigo can also manipulate his feathers to sharpen them, use them as blades, sense things around him, and pick people or object up. We know his feathers are incredibly strong, specifically the calamus, or quil. If we take that into account, we can theorize that Keigo could probably lift close to a ton with his feathers. We know this because when Hawks rescues the civilians in the collasping building in the nomu fight, he is carrying well over 20 adults (possibly 30-60), the average weight of a human being anywhere from 120-200 lbs. Even as a child, Keigo has saved adults during the high-speed car accident, meaning Keigo's feathers have always been strong.

Knowing all of this, we can safely say, I have no idea where this is going other than Keigo is stupidly fast, smart, and strong. Even if we only see two aspects, his speed and wit, we also get bits of how powerful his wings are.

BY THE WAY, Keigo is stupidly resiliant... He lands on his back, tumbling and recovered within the instant, adjusting his wings for balance as he runs at an inhumane speed, not only backwords, but squated, or knees bent close to 90°, any other hero would more than likely have taken the fall, stayed down for a good while then recovered.

Keigo is also impulsive, manipulative and aware. He can read others better than they think, he states how he is impulsive and can't control himself when he wants something. He snuck his way into Twice's brain along with 95% of the PLF. Keigo is so casual about how he presents himself, that people never notice how alert he is.

Oh and and and, THIS IS IMPORTANT. KEIGOS WINGS ARENT CONSTANTLY SENSITIVE. We knows this because canonically, kids and adults touch and mess with his wings when he deals with his fans. We only see his feathers detect sounds, vibrations, etc. when he concentrates to do so. Meaning he needs a lot of brainpower to "listen in" through his feathers. If they were constantly sensitive, then he wouldn't be able to use them during combat, rescue, or near others.

Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.

(Edit: spelling)

(Side Note: I could keep going, I really could... but if I did this would be stupidly long.)

How I imagine Canon Hawks Vs. Fanon Hawks would react, if they bumped into Y/N at a club.

C.Hawks: "Excuse m- oh, its you! Looks like we both have the same taste in entertainment. Enjoy your night, I hope to see you on the dance floor!"

Vs.

F.Hawks: "Oh, hey there pretty bird. Fancy meeting you here. If your not busy, how about I buy you a few drinks, and then we can have some fun together~. "

Okay, so. Buff Hawks? I love it, but it still feels a bit off for me. Is there anyone else who feels the same? Just me? Okay.

I will always love my string bean of a hero that is Hawks.

This? *chef's kiss*

Dabi: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door. Hawks, quick, give me your credit card.

Hawks: [hands over the card] Here.

Dabi: [pocketing the card] Cool. Tomura, disintegrate the door.

I don't ship DabiHawks, I swear I don't.

*finds a really good dabihawks fic with angst, slow burn, fluff/comfort, and even smut*

Fuck.

Having Canon or Fanon Hawks as your boyfriend.

Canon knows he is late. But he can't help being held up by a villain attack right as he just finished his patrol. What luck, am I right? He tries to make up for it with extra love and quality time with you, but you don't really mind it anymore. You are used to him being held up with being a hero, or modeling. You knew he couldn't cook, or clean, or even do his own laundry. You did all of that for him and he loved you endlessly for it. Whenever he expended too many feathers and had to recover them, he spent his time with you. He would take you on dates, take you with him at his modeling agency, or sometimes just stay home and spend time there. He would usually come back home with take out, but would still finish his plate of food when you cooked for him. He always respected your boundaries and never tried to put you in uncomfortable situations. Sometimes he would vent to you after a long day if patrols, or about one of the newer models who thinks they are better than Hawks. Hawks can me messy, loud, and down right annoying, but you love him. Regardless of his flaws or when he smacks you with his wings on accident, you still love him. His feathers are a pain to clean with how often they shed, you could make a replica of his wings with all of the shed feathers you find. He always apologizes and tries to help clean up, but you shove him away and do it yourself. Sometimes when he is in the mood, he will flirt with you like you two were completely strangers. Sometimes he would wrap his wings around you as he held you close and whispered sweet words into your ear as you fell asleep on his chest. Hawks saw you as his world, as his goddess. He worshipped you and tended to your every need. You loved him just as much, and couldn't ask for a better boyfriend.

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Fanon loved being with you. But sometimes it was a bit overwhelming being with the number 2 pro hero. And along with that, you two weren't even public. Hawks did it to keep you safe, you knew that. Whenever he did interviews and they asked about his love life, he always said the same answer. "My work is my love." Or something along those lines. Whenever he would come home from patrols, he would always give you a hug and kiss. Even if he was on deaths door, he would still come home to you first before going to seek medical help. Sometimes he would come home so bloodied and bruised that you took up medical training to patch him up at home whenever he was too tired to fly or walk. He would always flirt with you and sneak kisses from you at home. He would play music and dance with you in the living room, or sway with you in candle light on rare occasions. Hawks never spoke about his work, the most he would say is that it was stressful or a breeze. Modeling with female agents would make you jealous, and Hawks would tease you about it. He always loved you and loved taking care of you. He was naturally the caring type. He would always make sure your needs came before his, and he would always tend to you before he did anything else. Whenever Hawks had the urge to nest or would go through a rut, you would always be there for him. He loved you for it, so so much. He knew that sometimes he could be rough with you, but always made up for it with lots and lots of aftercare. You would enjoy whenever he would sing a bird like tune, or whenever he would carefully rake his talons through your hair or back. The feeling was a beautiful bliss. Whenever you did the same to him, you would hear soft chirps or see his wings ruffle. Hawks would clean sometimes or sometimes he would try his best to cook. You would both end up having take out instead due to him burning the rice half the time. He may be stupid at times, loud, abnoxious, and even irritating, but you loved him. You loved all his imperfections and all his perfections. You loved his sassy remarks and quick tongue. You loved the way he made you feel special in bed, the way he praised you endlessly. You loved him. And he loved you just the same.

What if C.Hawks and F.Hawks have like an S/o that has a little brother (maybe 13) who kinda acts like Hawks when they were younger, quiet, shy and keeps to himself, and always has a stoic look on his face. Always hides behind their older sibling when meeting new people.

Both Fanon and Canon can't help but be reminded of themselves but as they get to know him turns out they are just as talkative.

Both of them absolutely adore him, and find it cute that he can be very skittish but talkative at the same time.

Fanon is especially more fond of him just because he reminds him of himself. He can relate to him, and enjoys talking to him. Fanon loves that he is only open towards those he trusts. It makes it easy for him to determine who means a lot to him and who is more of a stranger.

Canon likes to think of him as a little brother as well. He enjoys playing gamed with him, and even showing him the wonders of the city. He is always careful around him, and tries to set an at least decent example to the small teen.

The fact that this was posted in April and is STILL getting likes blows my mind. IT'S JUST A SILLY HEADCANON! WHY IS EVERYONE ALL OVER THIS?!

Whenever I re-watch the 3rd MHA movie, I like to think that Hawks is fast, but like, inhumanely fast. So fast that he can dodge literal gunfire and take down the enemies with ease. BECAUSE HE FUCKING DOES! He moves so fast that he is unharmed as he fights on the ground and still keeps going. Without his wings btw, because his feathers are busy searching, so ye. Hawks is fast, but like, inhumanely fast that it's scary.