THIS SCENE!!!!!!!!!

Suck it, you one-eared sad boy.

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

Legitimately, if my mom told me she considered aborting me, I'd ask, "Why didn't you?" with a completely straight face.

The life cycle of a chronically ill aspiring author

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"are you perturbed with me" works well I think. Try being upset when you say/hear the word 'perturbed' unironically used in a sentence.

They should make a "are you mad at me" that is taken neutrally and informationally every time and doesn't make everything worse when you ask it

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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

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