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Yep. Either this or random scenes for an already existing series I’m writing.
I’M JUST A WRITER I SWEAR-
The pain. It's better if you imagine it.
*sobs*
Me: Ugh, I had such a bad day! I can’t believe that person would be so cruel… *spies computer*
My MC: Please don’t.
Me: *sits down at desk* We suffer together.
Cause I’m a ✨FANFICTION WRITER✨
lol please enjoy this stupid little video I made about fanfiction. No thoughts at all. Just silliness.
You’re welcome.
That next chapter ain’t coming unless you write it 😭
The constant battle between the urge to write and the need to be functional the next day
Just wrote 355 words. Very proud of myself.
Just… could these little bursts of creativity come before 4am next time?
Me, in real life: I really hope I didn't say anything to offend them I mean I don't think I did but maybe when they looked away they were hurt god I hope I didn't make them feel the least particle of sadness.
Me, as a writer: Is this emotionally damaging enough? I really hope I can completely and utterly wreck this random person, make them ugly sob into their pillow, absolutely ruin their day in as little words as possible.
Mood tbh
"I should write" *looks at memes about writers procrastinating writing instead*
And then on the other side of the spectrum it’s just artists finding increasingly unique ways to hide the hands in drawings
nobody warns you that writing makes you obsessed with hands. what are they doing? are they trembling? are they clenched? are they—
So you've heard of queer-coded villains, but have you heard of...
...villains who don't sit correctly? Evil executives who sit criss-cross applesauce in their oversized chairs, waiting for a protagonist to walk into their office so they can dramatically spin around? Monarchs who put thousands to death as they sit on the armrests of their skeletal thrones? Mad scientists who perform inhumane experiments, build bombs and sit on the headrests of cheap plastic chairs without a care in the world? Why? Because people who don't care about about manners or other people aren't going to let anyone else tell them what they can and cannot do.
please, I come up like 10 ideas in 1 morning.
(i haven't fucking finished the other 20 fics)
well this is what's happening if anyone wonders what happens if my fanfics are updated slowly
sometimes the best writing advice is "just let it be bad." revolutionary. terrifying. but it works.