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Danny Ocean X Rusty Ryan - Blog Posts
YES YES I THOUGHT THIS FANDOM IS DYING ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
Deciding that I missed this blog. Headcannons to celebrate.
The Ocean's Crew almost always live together in one big house during their planning phases. Sometimes they crash at Rueben's mansion, sometimes they all stay in adjoining rooms at a cheap hotel, and sometimes Danny has the money for an AirB&B.
When they do all live together, Rusty is the one who decides where everyone goes. Because of this, he gets hounded and bribed for weeks on end before move-in day because: Saul's very strong living preferences are always changing, Livingston's allergies mean he can't stand rooming with half the crew, Frank needs his own bathroom, if they bring Tess then everyone is going to want to room with Tess, Yen wants to be closest to the kitchen and simultaneously on one of the higher floors, Basher is very particular about who he simply will not room with, Linus has about a million asks (both said and unsaid), Danny wants to be wherever his scheming mind can scheme a little more, and nobody ever wants to room with the twins.
Rueben never has to tell Rusty his preferences. He knows that Rusty will put him where he likes best.
Rueben's butler knows them all by name and never needs to be asked what they want for breakfast.
When they live together they come up with random, stupid family rules like "if you're late for dinner, you have to sing 'I'm a little teapot' backwards" or "if you track mud through the house you have to do the dishes." The twins invented most of these rules just to mess with Linus but they become a staple of every good heist.
Domesticities like Taco Tuesday are mandatory.
If there is a pool, Basher will be in it. It gets to the point where Danny has to bribe staff to put less chlorine in it so Basher's skin doesn't dry out like a raisin.
Everyone gauges how well things are going by Rusty's nighttime routine. If he announces after dinner that he's going to bed by 9 or 10, it is defcon 5 and everyone should be tense.
Frank has jazz playing 24/7.
If they're staying at a hotel, they have to attack breakfast in the lounge restaurant in meticulous phases. Danny always goes first to get the freshest coffee. Rusty always goes last because he eats the most. Someone always has to go with Saul to make sure he's not upping his cholesterol.
Yen puts Mandarin subtitles on all of the TVs. He can understand English movies perfectly fine but it helps the rest of the crew learn Mandarin.
Everybody's making Rusty Ryan a dog. A fucking DOG.
No, ofc he's not a dog. But he's a dog.
In the back of my mind, I've always somehow knew that he's Danny's no1 loyal dog.
And now everybody's giving him dog manners.
And I fucking love that (sorry not sorry).
Well, yes, I write about George Clooney and Brad Pitt being gay gay homosexual gay boyfriends
I mean their chars:
๐ Danny/Rusty (Ocean's)
๐ Jack/Nick (Wolfs 2024)
๐ Seth/Jerry (From Dusk Till Dawn 1996 x The Mexican 2001)
Here:
https://archiveofourown.org/users/braddicted4ever
please, I come up like 10 ideas in 1 morning.
(i haven't fucking finished the other 20 fics)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐คฒ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐๐โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
I've always tried to seach for 1980s pics of jet-black mullet George Clooney and blond curtain bang Brad Pitt TO WRITE YOUNG VERSIONS OF Danny/Rusty
OMG OMG LOOOK AT THE DRAWINGGGGG ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
They look exactly like young George/Brad in their 20s ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐
Fucking look at them โน๏ธโน๏ธ I'm dying I'm crying I'm lit scream for this drawing ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คฒ๐
Oceanโs 2
I edited this on August and I posted it on TikTok but the sound was taken down. Anyway here's another Danny x Rusty edit and this one is ANGSTY โขฬโ ย โ ย โ โฟโ ย โ ,โ โขฬ
when your husband gets locked up for stealing incan matrimonial masks to get back at his ex wife <3