Haylee-bb - IDKwhatimdoing/random Fuckery

i hope that our few remaining readers give up on that unfinished wip from seven years ago

and i hope we come up with a failsafe plot that piss off the dumb few that keep commenting all the ways they'd write it differently

in my life i hope i lie and tell everyone the next chapter will be out on time

and i hope i write (i hope we all write)

i hope you write (i hope we both write)

The age-old struggle: do I finally pick up one of the many neglected children on my tbr, or do I stay in the known comfort of Fandoms past?

I think we all know the inevitable answer.

"you read a lot, right?"

"yes!"

"what are some books you've read recently?"

"uhh i don't remember"

Just told my mom about the omegaverse/abo

...feeling good.

I'm mister spine twister. I'm mister curves. I'm mister scoliosis. I'm mister Sitting Hurts

This is a good way to explain the specific type of disheartening it is to receive "good news". It's not that I want something to be wrong with me, it's that something IS, no matter what the fucking blood work says.

this must be a cat thing

The new tony hawk

Breaking News!

The CDC has reason to believe a deadly spike in the love epidemic will occur February 14th.

If you are fortunate enough to have not caught the debilitating disease we urge you, lock your doors and windows, turn off all electronic devices, and read absolutely NOTHING categorized as "romance."

If you have not been exposed and you do not follow the advice listed above, you will surely catch a severe case of the Lovebug.

There is a chance a new strain of the virus will make its appearance on this day. Scientists have dubbed it "Heartsickness."

In clinical trials, the unfortunate people to catch this strain were only cured by catching the Lovebug, which doctors agree, is no cure at all.

There is still no known cure for the Lovebug or any of its various strains and scientists urge that extreme social distancing is the best method of avoidance.

Stay safe out there and we wish you all an uneventful 14th.

“getting the lovebug” but in an aromantic horror way

Writer’s Blessing from Get Your Words Out on Dreamwidth. I bestow it upon thee. Go and be weird.

Guys, listen.

What if the fbi agent monitoring your search history reads fanfiction?

What if they read YOUR fanfiction?

What if they figure out your identity as the author of their current read based on your super specific Google searches and how they always seem to match up to words or events in the newest chapter?

What then???