Haylee-bb - IDKwhatimdoing/random Fuckery

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

but what if (hypothetically) I wanna commit arson?

Should I just go vibe to some Hozier until the cringe thoughts dissipate?

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

I think a lot about how, if the glorious violent revolution happens, every kid with significant medical needs in a hospital where power gets cut will die.

You can decide you're willing to sacrifice your own life, but you don't get to tell everybody else on the planet that they're acceptable collateral damage.

Kalijah moodboards for a fic I'm writing!

These are kinda bad but I've got brain rot so...

I'm usually more of a Haylijah shipper, but the fic I'm writing has caused me to go back and take another look at this pairing.

There was so much potential there!

In a lot of ways, I feel like they are better suited for each other than Haylijah. Hayley tended to put Elijah on a pedestal, which did nothing to help him accept his repressed, darker nature.

If he and Katherine had been in a longer relationship, I think they could have balanced each other nicely. He could provide her with the stability, love, and loyalty that she's always wanted, and she wouldn't be afraid of the darker parts of him and could help him accept that side of himself.

They are a very evenly matched pairing, and could have been good for each other.

As a Pinterest girlie and a Tumblr girlie I feel like Hannah Montana on the regular.

Coming here from Pinterest to tell you that we all fucking love you over there

One of you fuckers needs to come over here and buy my god damn watch

I ran over a turtle once.

Now,

I think it may be some form of karma

that I am that turtle

stalled in my journey after I'd only just begun

never knowing what lies in wait across the road.

Life is a highway,

and I am merely the roadkill smeared upon it.

Brooo I'm watching the fucking Armie Hammer docuseries and this shit is WILD!

Old money is in fact terrifying and no one should be born into wealth for it breeds douchebaggery

I present to you...

Could really use more media where wives viciously protect their husbands