Instructions Unclear: Am I Meant To Dig The Soil To Plant Or Dig The Soil Up Like A Dog.

All this alcohol is starting to feel like giving myself bangs again

Norwegian Wood, Haruki Murakami

What are everyone’s Mania plans? I was thinking of getting a hotel and giving a lot of money to showgirls and boys wearing nothing but feathers 🦚

You and Thekla… seemed very close… Closer than before 😓

I do not keep up with the gossip… I think we’re breaking up… My connection is soo bad up here… Bye.

Sunset Boulevard (1950, dir. Billy Wilder)

Virginia Woolf, from a diary entry written c. July 1935 featured in Selected Diaries

Bail on your work duties and come laze around on the strip with me (and possibly Luther. He will be buying the drinks)

my mania plans ?? probably a little gambling , a little fun in the sun and then work because i'm going to be absolutely busy all weekend. 😫

I love the idea that not only am I married, but I also have a little side piece. I didn’t realize I became so popular in Vegas 😳

[ 📲 ] Even if we got a picture, it’s probably a really blurry one.

[ 📲 ] I wouldn’t be surprised if we paid 😬

[ 📲 ] You’re not saving the hairy pieces for later? Just brush them out and eat them

@hcllywoodending

{sms ; toni} hey. you got a minute?

Do they poop on the bed?

Woke up to a chicken standing on my head. That’s new.