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"There's plenty of alcohol to be had! I'm going to be so disappointed if I came all the way here and I didn't get to hear some of Dupri's vocals." A long sigh escaped her lips. She was merely joking around, but it was more of a half-truth; Toni would be a bit upset if they put in all the effort of making a stage and bringing a microphone for no one to actually use any of it. "Well, he's not my go-to, but I could perform the hell out of some Justin Bieber."

📝 . . . 04.17.25 . . . 📍 Orlando, FL | @hcllywoodending

taking a bite out of one of the many, many mini burger sliders that was offered for consumption as curious hazels scanned the room — watching everyone busy themselves in their own little way. lashes fluttered quickly at her fellow blondes comment, play choking on her food with a reassuring head shake. “absolutely not.” she affirmed. “. . i’d have about thirty people tryna’ claim some sorta compensation for damaged eardrums.” a self-deprecating chuckle followed. “a lick of alcohol? this could’ve been a different story. prime beyoncè up there, for real.” finishing up her food, she dusted off her hands; an audible clap accompanying. “what’s your go-to karaoke jam?”

IN NEW YORK?!

The way I’ve been in Vegas for over a week now and the tea is still hot back home … I just need to tell someone because OOOOH BOY.

So, my roommate got invited back to this couple’s (M/F) house after going out to do fun things, right? Good for her, chase your bliss, queen. It was like 3am-4am that both my roommate and the husband woke up wanting to go again … to which the wife said “I’m good but y’all go have fun.”

To which they did, my roommate and the husband, just them two … in the guest room down the hall.

The way my trust issues would just — 💀 Props to that wife, I aim to be that secure about ANYTHING in my life.

Let’s all talk about my butt! 🍑

Yes, that was the most important part of my entrance. I needed everyone to know

lace gloves & vinyl records

Seems I’ve created quite the brand for myself.. Good !

mariah

@fightingglamour

Well, who wouldn’t want to see that? 🤭 The people yearn for starstruck girlfriends.

Like.. cutely small? Like a puppy? Can I also ask you about putting your face in iced sparkling water.. I don’t understand.

What does it mean to be ‘three apples tall’ Do people think I’m extremely short? The meaning is lost on me.

Are you suggesting we put the chips in the drink?

Screwdrivers (the drink) and sour cream and onion chips are the best combo. Just sayin' carry on with your day peep and peepettes

Cute because I am perceived as … small?

What does it mean to be ‘three apples tall’ Do people think I’m extremely short? The meaning is lost on me.

"Ooh, bar snacks! I'll definitely do chips and dip." Toni fished into her jeans, placing her card on the table. "I'm still going to help pay, you can't stop me." She playfully poked her tongue out at the woman across from her. A finger dragged underneath the words on the menu, her eyes darting between the words and Megan. Their eyes meet, causing an embarrassed flush to spread across her face. 'First date of many.' Oh. Oh! It was a date!

"If this goes well, I'd love to see you a lot more!" Her stomach twisted and turned from nerves. "I just..." Toni looked down, trying to focus on her words. "I don't know if I'm ready to commit to anything right now?" She looked back up to assess Megan's reaction. Her eyes widened, hands slamming flat onto the table. "That could always change! I think you're a very beautiful woman, I just want to get to know you before we put a name on..." Her hand waves back and forth between them, "this."

Her head began to swim, thoughts rushing through her head. Her hands came up to rub her temples, head hanging down. "ugh, I'm sorry. I haven't been on a date in a long time... I'm not really good at the whole 'having a personal life outside of work' thing." Toni felt thick in the head, her mouth moving before her head could think about what she was saying. That's probably exactly the same way Megan had felt and Toni just made it seem like she was expecting more from just one night.

Toni's cheeks flushed, but it was partially covered by the sunglasses she wore. Toni often got compliments on social media, but to get them face-to-face by a particularly beautiful woman is ... much different. She coughed slightly in an attempt to get her mind from wandering and get back to the present. "Thank you. You look..." Toni paused, placing a finger to her lips in an attempt to think of a word. "Is it too forward to say you look ravishing?" Her eyebrow quirked up just slightly above her glasses, her fake trans-atlantic accent peeking out to accentuate her words. It was less of a question and more of a statement. Before she could overthink what she was saying, she tilted her head towards the door. "Shall we head inside?"

You do now. I’ll cut you in line and with a little knife. Get away from my woman!

AEW dweebs,

Slip Mother Wayne my number.

Tell Nick imma be his step daddy.