Get a hot bath in your schedule right after.
how do you hype yourself up for the pain of a ladder match, asking for a friend?
You can also bring your girlfriend 😚
If you bring me a fancy beer, I can show you my fun party trick where I mix beer and whiskey and get a headache.
Bringing Up Baby 1938 | dir. Howard Hawks
would you rather have a rewind button for your life or be able to read minds?
Read minds like Professor X. I would start bringing things up that pop into people’s heads before they say something
“America’s Ass: Cody Rhodes” tramp stamp
Thinking about how I should get “something something cody rhodes” tattooed somewhere. how’s my forehead looking? would you guys still fuck with me if i did that? 😝
Emotional; it’s harder to recover from something that hits you so much deeper than they ever could
topic of conversation in the girlie chats that i wanna throw out for general consensus.
what’s worse: emotional or physical cheating?
Everyone is so small-minded.. Let’s start looking for Women over 40 🤤 I am accepting applications for MILFS OVER 40!!
You only want me for my fancy beer 💔
@hcllywoodending I just want it on the record; they made me. I do still love you.
One Direction… Are you going through puberty again?
There’s just something about Night Changes by One Direction that feels like a knife to the heart.. or this might be the vodka talking, let me know.
I was hoping to fall asleep on a couch or something, but I woke up in the grass with a chicken on my head and my hand in my pants
Woke up to a chicken standing on my head. That’s new.