I Was Hoping To Fall Asleep On A Couch Or Something, But I Woke Up In The Grass With A Chicken On My

It’s always good to make an entrance ☺️

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

hipnotic

what color doesn't feel like you at all?

Pink. I can never see myself wearing or owning anything pink. It’s not that I don’t like it, it just isn’t a color for me.

[ 📲 ] Oh.. Wow. I didn’t realize it was so.. Poetic.

[ 📲 ] Well, what if my friend and their partner loved each other, but were interested in people outside of that.

[ 📲 ] From what I’ve heard (from them) is that they want to be with each other, but the people they’ve shown interest in outside of their relationship are… not showing interest in their partner? If that makes sense.

[ 📲 ] Say that David showed interest in someone else and wanted to be with the both of you..

[ 📲 ] But you didn’t have interest in the same person that he did?

[ 📲 ] My friend feels like they need to make a decision, even though their heart doesn’t want to.

[ sms ] to @judgmentjay

[ 📲 ] Jay 🥺

[ 📲 ] I’m in need of your wisdom and guidance

Toni's cheeks flushed, but it was partially covered by the sunglasses she wore. Toni often got compliments on social media, but to get them face-to-face by a particularly beautiful woman is ... much different. She coughed slightly in an attempt to get her mind from wandering and get back to the present. "Thank you. You look..." Toni paused, placing a finger to her lips in an attempt to think of a word. "Is it too forward to say you look ravishing?" Her eyebrow quirked up just slightly above her glasses, her fake trans-atlantic accent peeking out to accentuate her words. It was less of a question and more of a statement. Before she could overthink what she was saying, she tilted her head towards the door. "Shall we head inside?"

who : @themegasus when : april 9 , post-dynamite where : Live Music Bar in Baltimore

( sms ) to Bayne

( 💬 ) I found this cute little spot.

( 💬 ) [ location sharing now active ]

( 💬 ) Hope you don’t mind that I picked the place.

Guitars sang from inside the bar, the concrete beneath her feet gently bounced with every hit of the bass drum inside. Perhaps live music wasn’t the vibe the other was going for, but Toni came to the conclusion that it was much more inconspicuous and easier than a nightclub or a bar with bright lights.

It’s been a while since she had properly taken time off to go out after a show. She typically would turn in for the night in her hotel, writing down new ideas to share with Tony Khan, or sketch up gear ideas for the next show, but this was a nice change of pace. She held the arms of her sweater close to her body to keep warm as she waited. The weather wasn’t terribly cold, but it definitely wasn’t the warm weather she has come to expect from her home in Florida.

Toni’s hair was still curled and face still ‘glammed up’ from the show they had just finished not too long ago. Though, rather than the black getup she had donned just hours prior, she was dressed down in a sweater and jeans - large sunglasses propped up on her nose as if they concealed her identity. She gently rocked forward and back on her feet, looking down at the dimly lit sidewalks for a familiar face.

Audrey Hepburn photographed by Philippe Halsman at La Vigna in Italy, 1954

Marilyn Monroe during the filming of The Prince and The Showgirl, 1956.

When you’re all settled in we should make plans ❤️ The weather in Florida must be so nice right now, I’m a bit jealous 🤭

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

I love the idea that not only am I married, but I also have a little side piece. I didn’t realize I became so popular in Vegas 😳

i'm a huge advocate of enemies to lovers in books and i make it happen with all feuds too. so megan bayne.

@themegasus

The people yearn for us to have a romantic interaction in the ring… You can look, but you can’t touch my gold 😘 Everything else is on the table

Doritos and beer? Ooo.. Maybe this was my plan all along.. Lure you into a false sense of security and then take all your snacks

there’s no scary movies tomorrow, right? i don’t wanna sleep with the lights on 😟