Newsies As Things I Have Said

y’all know that part in newsies live

when they start yelling “STRIKE” during seize the day

and jojo SPRINGS up from the back

i decided to draw on that frame

Headcanon #5

Medda is the ultimate mom, and loves the younger newsies. When nobody’s performing, she lets them run around the theater, try on costumes and jewelry, and play with the Beauties. Sometimes the older boys come in to collect their younger friends to find them in floppy hats, pink feather boas, and high heeled shoes. Medda’s happy to let them keep beads and ribbons, and the little newsies are happy to have a souvenir from the theater.

IAIN YOUNG NEEDS TO BE LOVED AND APPRECIATED BECAUSE I THOUGHT THERE WERE A BUNCH OF APPRECIATION POSTS ABOUT HIM BUT THERE ARE NONE????? HE IS SO TALENTED, HE CAN FLIP, DANCE, TAP DANCE, SING, AND PLAY THE GUITAR!!!! WHAT ELSE CAN U ASK FOR FROM A MAN???

Newsies as Things Said in My Math Class

Jack: The only subject I'm passing is art so I'm just gonna leave now before I hurt myself even more Davey: I'm so stressed all the time that I get withdrawals when I don't have obligations Crutchie: I hope everyone makes an A! Even though I'm totally gonna make an F Katherine: What even is math? How am I supposed to do this? I know I make A's but HOW Race: (to the teacher) Someday when I'm famous you're gonna wish you hadn't given me a D on that quiz Les: I'm too young to drive or to die so someone give me a ride home before this test Spot: You think I won't fight everyone? I'll fight you all except Timothy, cause he's my study buddy Albert: Tomorrow I'm gonna pretend to be sick and then go to Waffle House when my mom leaves for work who wants in Jojo: I would say I was up all night partying last night, but I was actually playing fortnite until 4 AM Specs: (teacher asks if anyone has questions about the test) Yeah do I gotta take it Henry: I had lunch two hours ago but it feels like two years please pray for me Elmer: (teacher asks where his homework is) You know it just went on lunch break check back in 15 minutes Mike: We're best friends. Right Ike? Ike: I'm obligated to say yes because we're related. Romeo: What if all of you were my girlfriend (every person in the class says no) Finch: I love everyone, except my mom, that heinous witch Tommy Boy: Nobody steals from me. I lock everything away, including my hopes and dreams Mush: I'll beat up everybody in this piece of crap school, except myself cause he'a a handsome devil Buttons: *zooming in and out on a blank screen that says "WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS" in bold letters* Smalls: I'm tough!! *screams when they realize someone's behind them* Blink: Who wants to help me replace the online handbook with the communist manifesto

F-flowers I don’t want any flowers

telegRAM? I DON’T WANT A TELEGRAM

Reblog if

-just give you half a cup (something to wake you up)

-you gotta find an angle

-it’s getting bad out there

-papers is all you got

-it’s 88 degrees

-Jack said to change your spot

-you wish you could catch a breeze

-maybe it’s worth a shot

-all you can catch is fleas

loud speaker: hello welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you today?

andrew keegan-bolger: hi i’m andrew keegan-bolger and i play crutchie in newsies uhhh can i get a-

whops

when the world is yer erster

Who are you gonna trust?

Your options include:

1. Them

or

2. Them