-just give you half a cup (something to wake you up)
-you gotta find an angle
-it’s getting bad out there
-papers is all you got
-it’s 88 degrees
-Jack said to change your spot
-you wish you could catch a breeze
-maybe it’s worth a shot
-all you can catch is fleas
we launched our strike in a moist auspicious manner
The mornings at the lodging house are normally a lot to take in. They are loud and hectic, but it’s when Jack puts on his cowboy hat when things really heat up. Albert and Race look at the hat and the back at each other; Jack groans.
“Whats that? A hat. A crazy, funky, junky hat. Overslept. Hair unsightly. Tryin’ to like Kiera Knightly. We’ve been there. We’ve done that. We see right through your funky hat,” Albert and Racetrack chorus in unison. They do this every morning. dance moves and all.
(It’s the Crazy funky hat song from Wizards of Waverly Place. Albert and Race would 100% tease Jack with this and he’d hate it. Link:https://youtu.be/V_gVb3z6vtc)
race: we’re so in sync! we finish each other’s…
albert: …
race: …sssss-
albert: -sssomebody once told me
when they start yelling “STRIKE” during seize the day
and jojo SPRINGS up from the back
i decided to draw on that frame
My girls!!
@headcanons-making-headlines
this is where we clash
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jack: [reads the letter from crutchie from the refuge]
jack, in tears: aw man, crutchie….
jack: …why the hell is you speakin in rhymes?
so...how was your Five! Dollar! Friday!
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Headcanons?? What are those??? These things here are FACTS!!
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