Race: We’re So In Sync! We Finish Each Other’s…

Officially taking applications for the Nunzio fan club

Is this carrying the banner

“How included do you feel in your chosen group of friends?”

“Les during King of New York.”

Unlike you all I get my weather from a reliable source

Hi I did a thing

IAIN YOUNG NEEDS TO BE LOVED AND APPRECIATED BECAUSE I THOUGHT THERE WERE A BUNCH OF APPRECIATION POSTS ABOUT HIM BUT THERE ARE NONE????? HE IS SO TALENTED, HE CAN FLIP, DANCE, TAP DANCE, SING, AND PLAY THE GUITAR!!!! WHAT ELSE CAN U ASK FOR FROM A MAN???

we launched our strike in a moist auspicious manner

IF YOU’RE TEAM JUCK PLEASE LET ME KNOW ASAP this is war

Newsies as things I have said

Jack: You just got Santa Fe’d, bitch!

Crutchie: I may be hurt, but I can run if I fucking want to.

Katherine: How the hell am I supposed to write this in a short amount of time and not disappoint?

Race: At what point does gambling become a problem?

Spot: You may be taller than I am, but I can easily beat you in a fight.

Davey: Do you ever get stressed out knowing that there’s so much information in your brain that isn’t relevant?

Pulitzer: I think we can both agree that I am, in fact, better than you.

Newsies as Things Said in My Math Class

Jack: The only subject I'm passing is art so I'm just gonna leave now before I hurt myself even more Davey: I'm so stressed all the time that I get withdrawals when I don't have obligations Crutchie: I hope everyone makes an A! Even though I'm totally gonna make an F Katherine: What even is math? How am I supposed to do this? I know I make A's but HOW Race: (to the teacher) Someday when I'm famous you're gonna wish you hadn't given me a D on that quiz Les: I'm too young to drive or to die so someone give me a ride home before this test Spot: You think I won't fight everyone? I'll fight you all except Timothy, cause he's my study buddy Albert: Tomorrow I'm gonna pretend to be sick and then go to Waffle House when my mom leaves for work who wants in Jojo: I would say I was up all night partying last night, but I was actually playing fortnite until 4 AM Specs: (teacher asks if anyone has questions about the test) Yeah do I gotta take it Henry: I had lunch two hours ago but it feels like two years please pray for me Elmer: (teacher asks where his homework is) You know it just went on lunch break check back in 15 minutes Mike: We're best friends. Right Ike? Ike: I'm obligated to say yes because we're related. Romeo: What if all of you were my girlfriend (every person in the class says no) Finch: I love everyone, except my mom, that heinous witch Tommy Boy: Nobody steals from me. I lock everything away, including my hopes and dreams Mush: I'll beat up everybody in this piece of crap school, except myself cause he'a a handsome devil Buttons: *zooming in and out on a blank screen that says "WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS" in bold letters* Smalls: I'm tough!! *screams when they realize someone's behind them* Blink: Who wants to help me replace the online handbook with the communist manifesto