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‪“Spot Conlon is short,” i say into the mic.‬

‪The crowd applauds. I begin to walk off proudly, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

‪"I’m not short" I hear a from a voice I recognise as Spot conlons, I look around the crowd trying to find him, I can’t, he’s too short

David: Why does Race look so confused all the time?

Crutchie: Because he is.

Race, in the kitchen: So if I set the microwave to 99 it'll cook for 99 seconds, but if I set it for 100 it'll only do 60 seconds?

You’ve yeed your last haw

so...how was your Five! Dollar! Friday!

Great, thank you for asking, sure do love a Smoothie King® smoothie #notsponsored

race higgins: may i have that cupcake please?

davey jacobs: no, you may not. i made these for les’s birthday

race higgins: but I was polite and said please.

davey jacobs: i was polite too, and i said no you may not, and told you why.

race higgins: … [ takes the cupcake and runs ]

Newsies as Things Said in My Math Class

Jack: The only subject I'm passing is art so I'm just gonna leave now before I hurt myself even more Davey: I'm so stressed all the time that I get withdrawals when I don't have obligations Crutchie: I hope everyone makes an A! Even though I'm totally gonna make an F Katherine: What even is math? How am I supposed to do this? I know I make A's but HOW Race: (to the teacher) Someday when I'm famous you're gonna wish you hadn't given me a D on that quiz Les: I'm too young to drive or to die so someone give me a ride home before this test Spot: You think I won't fight everyone? I'll fight you all except Timothy, cause he's my study buddy Albert: Tomorrow I'm gonna pretend to be sick and then go to Waffle House when my mom leaves for work who wants in Jojo: I would say I was up all night partying last night, but I was actually playing fortnite until 4 AM Specs: (teacher asks if anyone has questions about the test) Yeah do I gotta take it Henry: I had lunch two hours ago but it feels like two years please pray for me Elmer: (teacher asks where his homework is) You know it just went on lunch break check back in 15 minutes Mike: We're best friends. Right Ike? Ike: I'm obligated to say yes because we're related. Romeo: What if all of you were my girlfriend (every person in the class says no) Finch: I love everyone, except my mom, that heinous witch Tommy Boy: Nobody steals from me. I lock everything away, including my hopes and dreams Mush: I'll beat up everybody in this piece of crap school, except myself cause he'a a handsome devil Buttons: *zooming in and out on a blank screen that says "WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS" in bold letters* Smalls: I'm tough!! *screams when they realize someone's behind them* Blink: Who wants to help me replace the online handbook with the communist manifesto

y’all know that part in newsies live

when they start yelling “STRIKE” during seize the day

and jojo SPRINGS up from the back

i decided to draw on that frame

when the world is yer erster

tags courtesy of @newseizes