‪“Spot Conlon Is Short,” I Say Into The Mic.‬

race: we’re so in sync! we finish each other’s…

albert: …

race: …sssss-

albert: -sssomebody once told me

Headcanon #4

The younger newsies used to constantly ask Albert if he lived through the Potato Famine (since he was from Ireland), and of course he hadn't being that it ended in 1854, but he always wanted to give the little ones a story so he told them yes. Each time they asked, he would embellish the story a little bit more until there was an outlandish tale about Albert the Great and his epic journey from Ireland to New York. The little ones eat it up.

Headcanon #3

The mornings at the lodging house are normally a lot to take in. They are loud and hectic, but it’s when Jack puts on his cowboy hat when things really heat up. Albert and Race look at the hat and the back at each other; Jack groans. 

“Whats that? A hat. A crazy, funky, junky hat. Overslept. Hair unsightly. Tryin’ to like Kiera Knightly. We’ve been there. We’ve done that. We see right through your funky hat,” Albert and Racetrack chorus in unison. They do this every morning. dance moves and all.

(It’s the Crazy funky hat song from Wizards of Waverly Place. Albert and Race would 100% tease Jack with this and he’d hate it. Link:https://youtu.be/V_gVb3z6vtc)  

F-flowers I don’t want any flowers

telegRAM? I DON’T WANT A TELEGRAM

Jack: what’s wrong?

Race *takes long drag off cigarette*: my sketchers don’t light up anymore

Race: *singing softly to himself* Mothman-Man, Mothman-Man, does whatever a Mothman can

Hi pls reblog if your in the newsies fandom

IAIN YOUNG NEEDS TO BE LOVED AND APPRECIATED BECAUSE I THOUGHT THERE WERE A BUNCH OF APPRECIATION POSTS ABOUT HIM BUT THERE ARE NONE????? HE IS SO TALENTED, HE CAN FLIP, DANCE, TAP DANCE, SING, AND PLAY THE GUITAR!!!! WHAT ELSE CAN U ASK FOR FROM A MAN???

race higgins: may i have that cupcake please?

davey jacobs: no, you may not. i made these for les’s birthday

race higgins: but I was polite and said please.

davey jacobs: i was polite too, and i said no you may not, and told you why.

race higgins: … [ takes the cupcake and runs ]

we launched our strike in a moist auspicious manner