You’ve Yeed Your Last Haw

Race: *singing softly to himself* Mothman-Man, Mothman-Man, does whatever a Mothman can

so...how was your Five! Dollar! Friday!

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king of new york: *playing*

me, slapping anything and anyone nearby: here he comes here he comES HERE HE COMES 

king of new york:

me:          THEeRE H HHE IS S!!!

Headcanon #1

The boys get Jack cowboy apparel for every holiday and birthday. Race and Davey think it’s hilarious. What makes it better is on birthdays its only red bandannas. Every. Single. Newsie. gets Jack a red bandanna for his birthday. Every year. Without fail. 

race higgins: may i have that cupcake please?

davey jacobs: no, you may not. i made these for les’s birthday

race higgins: but I was polite and said please.

davey jacobs: i was polite too, and i said no you may not, and told you why.

race higgins: … [ takes the cupcake and runs ]

Headcanon #3

The mornings at the lodging house are normally a lot to take in. They are loud and hectic, but it’s when Jack puts on his cowboy hat when things really heat up. Albert and Race look at the hat and the back at each other; Jack groans. 

“Whats that? A hat. A crazy, funky, junky hat. Overslept. Hair unsightly. Tryin’ to like Kiera Knightly. We’ve been there. We’ve done that. We see right through your funky hat,” Albert and Racetrack chorus in unison. They do this every morning. dance moves and all.

(It’s the Crazy funky hat song from Wizards of Waverly Place. Albert and Race would 100% tease Jack with this and he’d hate it. Link:https://youtu.be/V_gVb3z6vtc)  

I don’t make the rules

crutchie: once that train makes--

refuge kid: ssSSSHHHHHHhhh

me:

race: we’re so in sync! we finish each other’s…

albert: …

race: …sssss-

albert: -sssomebody once told me

IAIN YOUNG NEEDS TO BE LOVED AND APPRECIATED BECAUSE I THOUGHT THERE WERE A BUNCH OF APPRECIATION POSTS ABOUT HIM BUT THERE ARE NONE????? HE IS SO TALENTED, HE CAN FLIP, DANCE, TAP DANCE, SING, AND PLAY THE GUITAR!!!! WHAT ELSE CAN U ASK FOR FROM A MAN???