Unlike You All I Get My Weather From A Reliable Source

Headcanon #4

The younger newsies used to constantly ask Albert if he lived through the Potato Famine (since he was from Ireland), and of course he hadn't being that it ended in 1854, but he always wanted to give the little ones a story so he told them yes. Each time they asked, he would embellish the story a little bit more until there was an outlandish tale about Albert the Great and his epic journey from Ireland to New York. The little ones eat it up.

jack: [reads the letter from crutchie from the refuge]

jack, in tears: aw man, crutchie….

jack: …why the hell is you speakin in rhymes?

race higgins: may i have that cupcake please?

davey jacobs: no, you may not. i made these for les’s birthday

race higgins: but I was polite and said please.

davey jacobs: i was polite too, and i said no you may not, and told you why.

race higgins: … [ takes the cupcake and runs ]

I have a question...It might seem strange...How are your lungs? Are they in pain? ‘Cause mine are aching, think I know why...I kinda like it though...you wanna try???

would you be so kind as to FALLINLOVEWITHME???you see, I'm trying!! Iknowyouknowthat I like you... but that's not enough!!(this song is great!!)

Newsies as things I have said

Jack: You just got Santa Fe’d, bitch!

Crutchie: I may be hurt, but I can run if I fucking want to.

Katherine: How the hell am I supposed to write this in a short amount of time and not disappoint?

Race: At what point does gambling become a problem?

Spot: You may be taller than I am, but I can easily beat you in a fight.

Davey: Do you ever get stressed out knowing that there’s so much information in your brain that isn’t relevant?

Pulitzer: I think we can both agree that I am, in fact, better than you.

“How included do you feel in your chosen group of friends?”

“Les during King of New York.”

we launched our strike in a moist auspicious manner

a discovery

y’all, we were wrong all along. jesse tuck isn’t crutchie morris when he moves to new york in the 1890’s, he’s roger the cryptid newsie

Newsies as Things Said in My Math Class

Jack: The only subject I'm passing is art so I'm just gonna leave now before I hurt myself even more Davey: I'm so stressed all the time that I get withdrawals when I don't have obligations Crutchie: I hope everyone makes an A! Even though I'm totally gonna make an F Katherine: What even is math? How am I supposed to do this? I know I make A's but HOW Race: (to the teacher) Someday when I'm famous you're gonna wish you hadn't given me a D on that quiz Les: I'm too young to drive or to die so someone give me a ride home before this test Spot: You think I won't fight everyone? I'll fight you all except Timothy, cause he's my study buddy Albert: Tomorrow I'm gonna pretend to be sick and then go to Waffle House when my mom leaves for work who wants in Jojo: I would say I was up all night partying last night, but I was actually playing fortnite until 4 AM Specs: (teacher asks if anyone has questions about the test) Yeah do I gotta take it Henry: I had lunch two hours ago but it feels like two years please pray for me Elmer: (teacher asks where his homework is) You know it just went on lunch break check back in 15 minutes Mike: We're best friends. Right Ike? Ike: I'm obligated to say yes because we're related. Romeo: What if all of you were my girlfriend (every person in the class says no) Finch: I love everyone, except my mom, that heinous witch Tommy Boy: Nobody steals from me. I lock everything away, including my hopes and dreams Mush: I'll beat up everybody in this piece of crap school, except myself cause he'a a handsome devil Buttons: *zooming in and out on a blank screen that says "WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS" in bold letters* Smalls: I'm tough!! *screams when they realize someone's behind them* Blink: Who wants to help me replace the online handbook with the communist manifesto

Reblog if

-just give you half a cup (something to wake you up)

-you gotta find an angle

-it’s getting bad out there

-papers is all you got

-it’s 88 degrees

-Jack said to change your spot

-you wish you could catch a breeze

-maybe it’s worth a shot

-all you can catch is fleas