David: Why does Race look so confused all the time?
Crutchie: Because he is.
Race, in the kitchen: So if I set the microwave to 99 it'll cook for 99 seconds, but if I set it for 100 it'll only do 60 seconds?
whops
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The boys get Jack cowboy apparel for every holiday and birthday. Race and Davey think it’s hilarious. What makes it better is on birthdays its only red bandannas. Every. Single. Newsie. gets Jack a red bandanna for his birthday. Every year. Without fail.
Officially taking applications for the Nunzio fan club
Jack: what’s wrong?
Race *takes long drag off cigarette*: my sketchers don’t light up anymore
Is this carrying the banner
when the world is yer erster
Jack has a little mini-cactus plant named Hank that he keeps in the lodging house because it’s “like in Santa Fe.” He makes the other newsies water Hank on certain days of the week. He once tried to sleep with Hank like a teddy bear, but regretted it in the morning with several needles sticking out of his face.
Headcanons?? What are those??? These things here are FACTS!!
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