My New Headcanon

HRT that turns you into a robot

HRT that turns you into a robot

HRT that turns you into a robot

HRT that turns you into a robot

HRT that turns you into a robot NOW

when did i do this and why???

[tumblr is the only site where you can post the most threatening warning sign and people will still find it sexy]

[for example]

who up being #parasocial tonight

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

sometimes your robot gf craves a simpler existence for a little while

your "digital footprint" is where the robot girl steps on u, usually sternum or above ur paws. Hope this helps

i would never

NOT being a good girl today. barking and ripping things up and just freaking it

sel is such an amazing show aaaaaaaa watch it please

ALL THESE WIRES CONNECTING US--WHY ARE WE STILL SO LONELY⌨️🖥️🖱️