Idk Why People Are Still Trying To Do "hear Me Out"s On Tumblr

steam game achievements fall into three categories:

main story and minor side quests achievements that a decent percentage of players have. rewarding and nice markers of game progression.

challenges and trials that while difficult reward more hardcore players for their efforts. can be tedious but are often mixed in with fun bonus content.

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE!

Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post

Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)

Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

Homophobic that I can't have a heads up display actually

HRT that turns you into a robot

HRT that turns you into a robot

HRT that turns you into a robot

HRT that turns you into a robot

HRT that turns you into a robot NOW

i have got to stop hyperfixating on homocidal 50+ year old men

for those who are unaware, this account is actually operated by a plural system. we don’t differentiate our posts for the appearance of having a consistent online identity and also, as i’ve been told, “because it’s funny to make them guess who they’re talking to like a game of consciousness roulette”

inspired by a friend misspeaking

idk i think its just kind of weird that- *giant invisible hand grabs me by the back of the neck like a kitten and starts lifting me away* god damn it not this again