for those who are unaware, this account is actually operated by a plural system. we don’t differentiate our posts for the appearance of having a consistent online identity and also, as i’ve been told, “because it’s funny to make them guess who they’re talking to like a game of consciousness roulette”
i miss the times when me and my seven person friend group would just get together and inject poison into packets of sun chips and give them to our parasocial enemy rupert. and warm summer nights we’d walk around the streets after midnight. we’d walk for hours just chatting and giggling and maybe pop into a corner store and buy some redbulls. and we’d clink them together and take a sip and laugh and laugh. oh rupert. he was the only person we knew who liked sun chips. the world was ours back then. the whole city felt like a blanket fort. life was an inside joke. every moment felt like a note in a song. how i loved those people. i dont know if i ever let them know how much i loved them. our parasocial enemy rupert got hit by a car before the poison had finished its course. some people thought he jumped out there on purpose. i guess it doesn’t matter whether that’s true or not. one of my friends went back into the river. another went into a very tall building, one of those buildings you pass by every day but you don’t know what people do in there, and you’ve just accepted that you’ll never know what the inside looks like, much less the top floor. i guess she knows now, but i haven’t seen her since so i can’t ask her. one returned to the rats. one went to one of those secret blocks you only find when you go through a random alley, and i’m not the type to go into alleys. one went up the stairs in the back of a burger restaurant. one fell into a hole. i don’t know what happened to the last one. he texted me, “come meet me at noon, so i can say goodbye to you.” but i was at a matinee that day and didn’t see the message until the movie was over. i think he was in love with me.
Me: logs into the cockpit
Me: Hey there, beautiful. Ready for another day of killing?
Mech: beeps affirmatively
Me: I knew you'd say that. You're always so supportive.
cow/alien yuri is this anything
what i've been up to the past 20 minutes
They're just two girls skipping school together in my head-
the stars and the universe love you
petition to swap weathers i hate the sun
petition to uninvent the cold wind when its nice and sunny out
i kind of love falling asleep with a bunch of papers piled around the bed and my computer still running. like look i did so much today and this is physical evidence of it! it’s so dramatic!
returning to unhealthy internet usage patterns after a brief break to touch grass. we know how this is supposed to work at this point.(banner rendered with cbonsai and cool-retro-term, profile picture rendered wit helix and cool-retro-term)
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