Dear Professor I Cant Seem To Lock In. Its So Over

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

i really should do the soldering work for the smart collar i'm building. and finish the mobile app. and maybe track down a bigger screen because the current one is not going to cut it

Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

terrible take, let the spider watch

*pulls away from the kiss and looks away bashfully* i-i'm sorry but.. i don't like it when your giant blood spider watches us make out

cyberpunk 2077 is a great game but i keep getting uncomfortably turned on by the “non-lethal takedown” choking sound effect

Bitches be like "I'm fine" then open tumblr (I'm bitches)

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

“we should talk more often” i say, knowing what i actually mean is “i want to take this social relationship as far as it goes as fast as it goes because nobody lives forever and it would be tragic not to see how things end up”

prism launcher, i don’t know how to tell you this but that is java 8. do not try to run minecraft with it.