werewolf who thinks it's so embarrassing to be trained and is too proud to obey some mere human like a domestic dog... but those treats you're holding do smell kind of good... maybe sitting on command just once wouldn't hurt...
Can't express how stress free being open minded is.
Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.
Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.
Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.
Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.
Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.
“i’m emotionally strong” i think as i hit shuffle on the i saw the tv glow soundtrack.
my heart is like a claw machine
crying immediately
reblogging one hornypost from each different genre of kink to make an index of what my followers like
hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day
my new headcanon
demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms
so the cursed sword has been making a lot of sense lately
Discord bot that randomly decides on times for users to go puppymode and be incapable of using any words that aren't bark arf or ruff and incapable of sending non-puppy non-heart emojis
Don't forget to tell all the tall submissive trans girls they're very cute today.
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
returning to unhealthy internet usage patterns after a brief break to touch grass. we know how this is supposed to work at this point.(banner rendered with cbonsai and cool-retro-term, profile picture rendered wit helix and cool-retro-term)
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