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Crepus Week, Day 2 - Myths & Legends

:O OMG TY I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS FIC YETT

FUCK ENEMIES TO LOVERS GIVE ME STRANGERS TO RIVALS TO ENEMIES TO LOVERS (I need help I know)

feed the local birds - ideally corvids, but pigeons will do just fine, seagulls if you are brave and fear nothing. Choose seeds, or something else that's non-perishable but healthy for birds.

get them accustomed to your presence, feed them at different times in a handful of different locations that you rotate between, so they learn to associate the feeding with you, specifically, and not the time and place that you are in. Always keep the feed in your pockets just in case.

teach them a specific word you'll call out as loudly as possible whenever you're about to distribute the food.

that specific word is ATTACK!

if you ever feel threatened by another person while walking down the street, you can just yell out ATTACK! at the top of your lungs.

ideally, the threat has no idea that this is the birds' cue for Food Person Is About To Distribute Food, and is scared shitless by the sight of a flock of wild birds swooping in at your call, and flees.

if this does not work, there is a very low, but above zero possibility of the birds seeing that their usual feeding routine has been interrupted by someone bothering The Food Person, and actually do start swooping at this inconvenience so that they can have their meal.

in either case, feed the birds as reward and payment for their work.

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fear tactic bird guard.

jorvik stables <3

I’m yours

Holy shot didn't realize that RIP I GUESS

I'm just gonna go use Wattpad or ff.net now-

oml I just saw the ao3 is trendinggg YALL ITS MAINTENANCE CHILL I GET THAT ITS BEEN LIKE 4 HOURS OR SMTH BUT CHILL

XVI. The Devil- Sabine

After a long break (for which I'm sorry :c), the fanbase favourite- Sabine, as The Devil card. Meanings of this card include: violence, force, extraordinary efforts.

DRAGONS * plays httyd music *

Ngl this was Cullen with my qunari magee there was a good 3 foot height different between themm (I used mods so I could romance himm)