Hehe

Context: My kuya was playing w me I had Xiao and he had Zhongli so

SAGAU: 4 More or Less Pt. 2

Warnings: a lot of swearing

I had fun writing the last one and ya’ll seemed to like it so part 2 baby lets gooooo

take a shot every time you see the word “imagine” “they’d” and “also”

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the moment the gang finally realizes the game was self aware was during a usual saturday session, music and all that

they were talking abt random stuff when suddenly

“Where is that music coming from??”

the group stops talking for a second like ???

“.. haha veeery funny ____, I can recognize your venti impression from a mile away” “ I’m pretty sure ____ said they were getting a sandwich like 2 mins ago” “a”

after a bit of freaking tf out they decided to try and talk with the characters

unfortunately (or fortunately), this doesn’t stop a couple of them from simping

like after every sentence that comes out of zhongli’s mouth, that one mf would always be like “hehe free asmr go brrrrr”

this also means a lot more annoying Childe

“ *sonic voice* UR TOO SLOWWWWW” “hehe zhongli ult go ☄️” “yall go behind childe during the whale atk, his blind ass can’t hit us from there”

needless to say, Childe would be giving a teensy bit more dmg compared to their first fight with the traveler

I imagine it’d be nice to have a bit more interaction with their faves other than the voice lines :’)

speaking of, they’d also have group wishing sessions where they gather all their primos and wish together so they can somehow combine their luck

“WOOO AYAKAAAAAA MY BABYYYYYYYY” “FUCK i got another diona >:( ” “have you tried getting good”

ayato and ayaka getting all the hugs I can tell you that much

some characters like Thoma would be confused why they would be so excited to see him

“FUCK YEA MY BBY THOMA CAME HOMEEE” “oh COME ON. c6 diona >:( ” “L” “____ I will find you and turn you into a fish”

I imagine they’ll also try to teach the chars about their devices, but they’re very bad at explaining

“Where’s that music coming from? I don’t see anyone around??” “oh! it’s pre-recorded music. so we can listen to it whenever” stuff like that

and oh archons don’t get me started on meme and vine references

“it is so bad, i want to give you a zero. but that’s not possible. so i give you, a one.” “SHUSH i didnt realize we were fighting the pyro flower” “BUT YOU HAD THE BALLS TO CHOOSE AMBER??” “TO BE FAIR I ONLY HEARD THAT WE WERE FIGHTING A FLOWER”

And at the end of each session, they’ll likely spend their time in the teapot to chill

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should I make a part 3 for just the character interaction?

no but happy “womb eviction day” is the new Happy Birthday, anyone who says otherwise will be put back in the womb

Happy womb eviction day

I’ve been 25 for an hour now (officially at 6am) I’m now what one would call a “mature adult”

SAGAU: 4 MORE OR LESS PT. 5

Let's pretend I didn't die for like a year JDKSJDJ

let's dive back in!!

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The group is back and still fucking insane. /pos

they found insane in events, try to one up each other with minigames, the usual

+a new friend who joins in sometimes to either just watch or join in the fun!

Let's give some love to (some of) the characters I haven't written abt, shall we?

Alhaitham

Diluc has a new person to suffer with

"He could park that big Mac truck right in this li-" "shut"

Diluc and Alhaitham would be used a lot in the same team!

Diluc, watching them simp over Alhaitham: first time?

Tighnari & Cyno

They fucking adore these mfs ngl

Because at least 2 of them could fit Cyno or Tighnari interchangeablely

"Where do bees keep their documents?" "... Bees don't have docume-" "In the arc-hives" "SHUT U-"

Cyno would love learning new jokes and explaining them to Tighnari

And Tighnari would be fond of everyone's sass

Goofy little guys for sure

Wanderer

"REDEMPTION ARC FR!!"

Very happy he's finally playable, but one character is a bit salty they couldn't have his og design be at least optional

They would have so much fun goofing around with his skill and he would be amused asf

"It's over, Romeo! I have the high ground!!" "GET UR ASS DOWN HERE WE HAVE A FLOWER TO FIGHT"

Dehya

"Mommy? Sorry- mommy? Sorry-"

At least one of them whaled for her

"was it even worth it-" "FUCK YOU SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!"

Taking Dehya to the desert to get her ascension materials <33

She'd probably worry if they don't care for themselves enough, maybe do less or more dmg to encourage those guys to take a break?

Extras!!

Using Wanderer, Keqing, Zhongli, and Venti to visit higher areas

During Childe boss fight, they move the fight to where all the mora is and Childe is very confused

New skins... But no money......

Full archon team!! The archon appreciate the extra time to talk amongst themselves

New bosses, new chaos

"GOD DAMN IT WHY DIDN'T ANYONE PICK A HYDRO CHAR" "we don't have any good ones!" "and you decide to use PYRO AGAINST PYRO?!"

Scaramouche boss fight is fun

"How dare you? Have you no dignity?" "We don't do shit with dignity!"

"Do you.. Wanna rephrase tha-" "I know what I said >:("

more soon!

Some doodles for a little story I’m currently fixated on :’)

I like how they take a part of science (the one that claims for every decision you make there’s a universe where you made smth different) and just started adding shit like “When you shift, you leave a clone of yourself” or smth like bro that’s not how stuff wORKS

I’m glad ppl on tiktok are doing ok

first game to ever scare the shit out of you? horror or not.

No but this is sort of like what writers for TV shows and other collaborative works do? They brainstorm the tiniest bits of info of something like a character trait and flesh it out into a sort of storyline or arc. It’s really interesting to me that a bunch of ppl can put their heads together and create creative content and ideas from one simple phrase. That’s just my opinion tho lol :]

Akechi: I don't actually prefer sweet things, it's just an act for tv

Me: ah yes another thing from canon to ignore

IGNORE THE FACT I’VE BEEN A BIT DEAD

HERE’S MY BELOVED CHILD LEONE

They/Them 🥰🥰🥰

I might talk more abt them >:]

why has no one told me about self aware genshin tumblr /pos