Two Truths In One Post That People Can't Handle, Can You?:

Comedically slipped and fell into ur mom

Y’all heard of elf on the shelf.

Get read for

Bubba…. in the Tubba……

tiana from princess and the frog inspired by this antique

How can any leftist movement e ndorse mastuebateion? You cant uplift the workers wiht hands full of penis !

You got me there

*Grabs your other hand* yes

holy shit

in which luigi is a schoolteacher for Junior and learns ah. interesting new things about himself when he meets the dad

gotta love when the parents act like good parents to their bebes.

Except for Stephen. Stephen can go jump in a river.

at the beginning of the quarter this barbie doll showed up in my design prof’s classroom and he doesn’t know where it came from but one of his other classes crucified it(????) and when it somehow disappeared a week or so later people apparently lost their minds

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST! A LITTLE GOES A LONG WAY. 

this is my sisters boyfriend sam! he was recently billed over $13.5k for his tuition and his school has threatened to take his parents home away. 

sam is a first generation college student whos family cannot afford this insane bill with 2 other children & his grandmother living at home. even the smallest of donations still mean so much!!

where to donate: cashapp $SamKanda, paypal @TiffanyKalota, venmo @TiffanyIrelands (these are my sisters venmo and paypal, all donations to her will go directly to sam as he doesnt have these platforms!) even a reblog would help astronomically! thank you!

“Jasper had his very first experience with snow today. I think he enjoyed it! I can’t wait for all of our hiking adventures.”

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