Ahn Minhyuk: ↳ Episode One

ok but minhyuk is literally the ceo of an internationally popular games company ( video games in particular ) u don’t have 2 write me a starter abt his fuckin segway collection lmao

had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered u

     ❝ —- kinky. i’d prefer to be the one doing the slaughtering, however… i wonder what your policeman ‘friend’ would make of this entirely hypothetical law-breaking. ❞

vitiicsus.

@heiritor

          … What the hell are you hiding on? Is that a scooter? Why? You have legs.

       ❛    IT’S A SEGWAY.   WHY             ?    is it a crime to have fun ?    ❜  

suburden.

he  was  sure  that  would  be    FOOL  PROOF    usually  the  whole  over  dramatic  and  poetic  thing  worked     —     maybe  he  can  show  him  his  rock  collection?     he  did  have  one  that  looked  like  a  heart.         ‘     if  ya’  want  flowers    …      i  can   —-    uh    …     get  you  some  weeds  from  my  backyard  ?     ‘

         ❛    HMMM              I GUESS I CAN’T  be too picky with people with less money.   what’s that saying now ?  ahhh yeah…          it’s the thought that counts.    ❜     he’s anticipating a punchline to finish it off,    a frolicsome look suffused within the crevices of his countenance.   in the mean time,  he’ll play along with giving as GOOD as he’s getting.

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

         when i was young,  i read in a book that people become stars when they die. i          believed that. independent ahn min-hyuk of jtbc’s strong woman do bong-soon.

mortsque.

                 ❛           you’re  like  a  fish  flopping  on  dry  land…  joke,  amuse  me.  i  want  to  laugh!          ❜     @heiritor

          ❛     AMUSE YOU ?   why should i ?   do i look like a clown to you ?       ❜    

pushes him off his segway

              ❛    WHY           ?!   what’s wrong with you ?!    ❜    

I WANNA FIGHT YOU RICH BOY.

   ❛     WHY ?    WHAT HAVE I EVER   done to you  ?    ❜

marries him as a friend and takes his company <3

        hello 999... this Beautiful Satan Lady is taking MY STUFF ... send her 2 jail