vitiicsus.
@heiritor
… What the hell are you hiding on? Is that a scooter? Why? You have legs.
❛ IT’S A SEGWAY. WHY ? is it a crime to have fun ? ❜
depraevity.
❛ it’s hard to take you seriously after seeing you ride around on that thing—- even harder to continue to find you attractive. ❜ // @heiritor
❛ WHY DOES IT BOTHER YOU PEOPLE SO MUCH ? ah, seriously annoying am i chasing you around on it ? is it physically paining you in any way to see someone having fun ? ❜
batzoku.
@heiritor
‘ hey, you dropped something under this car here. i think they were keys. ‘
proceeds to lift the whole car.
❛ YEAH, I THINK I D ❜ roseate brims part in a manifestation of flummox & star-struck awe at the rare phenomenon. his mouth moves to form a cohesive sentence, or even a word but he flounders, thick, sooty lashes batting repeatedly against the smooth complexion of the apples of his cheeks. after a perpetuated period, he manages to pose a query that he’s all too certain he must've been accustomed to… or at least a normalized adaption of it. ❛ are you… an ALIEN ? ❜
suburden.
‘ we could jump the statelines —– i’ll pick you up at midnight. ‘
@heiritor , heartlines — broods
❛ LOOK AT HIM making my heart flutter. you better bring flowers or i’ll be mad ! ❜
*boops his nose*
min-hyuk voice: cause of death,,, got mi nose booped by a cute gal
do u remember when bongsoon stepped on minhyuk’s foot and he made her take him 2 the hospital and push him around in a wheelchair 4 a whole day
chamberburied.
❛ you do know that it’s bloody disrespectful to deny me that last slice , innit ? ❜
❛ * 。 @heiritor / ♡
❛ I ONLY EAT ONCE A DAY. i’d starve if i gave you my last slice. if i get ill, are you going to pay for my hospital bill ? ❜
had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered u
❝ —- kinky. i’d prefer to be the one doing the slaughtering, however… i wonder what your policeman ‘friend’ would make of this entirely hypothetical law-breaking. ❞