batzoku.
@heiritor
‘ hey, you dropped something under this car here. i think they were keys. ‘
proceeds to lift the whole car.
❛ YEAH, I THINK I D ❜ roseate brims part in a manifestation of flummox & star-struck awe at the rare phenomenon. his mouth moves to form a cohesive sentence, or even a word but he flounders, thick, sooty lashes batting repeatedly against the smooth complexion of the apples of his cheeks. after a perpetuated period, he manages to pose a query that he’s all too certain he must've been accustomed to… or at least a normalized adaption of it. ❛ are you… an ALIEN ? ❜
nevermorx.
@HEIRITOR REQUESTED A STARTER.
❛ I’m here. Where the hell are you and your segway riding ass? I swear if you come riding up on one, I’ll knock you over and leave you on the ground. ❜
❛ THEN, DON’T TURN AROUND. if you knock me over, i’ll sue you. ❜ he’s there, with his segway riding ass.
edensin.
“ okay but like , i only came to say hi. you could at LEAST compliment my shoes.”
@heiritor
❛ SO... YOU WANT ME TO LIE ? i mean... even if i did, i can’t think of any compliments. ❜
Don’t be embarrassed that you lost to a woman.
Bonus: Min Hyuk’s hand trembling violently
Min Hyuk eating his hot ramen too quickly
wow, i have only been back on jace for like a week??? and already there are over 100 of you following me. i am shook tbh??? you are all amazing and i am so happy to be on jace again. thank you- all of you for your amazing support!! you’re all so amazing.
here are some special mentions- you’re all people i adore and admire and that are extra special with how much you support me. <3
@beastologist / @rougescion / @electeo / @mortaled / @redlocked / @mischievoury & @heiritor / @lacecrown / @lionswrath / @maskedpride / @sunbruise
what genuinely baffles me is that there are people who like leto's joker like ... why
ok but minhyuk is literally the ceo of an internationally popular games company ( video games in particular ) u don’t have 2 write me a starter abt his fuckin segway collection lmao
cruents.
❛ your video game gave my phone a virus. i want a refund. ❜ // @heiritor / sc.
❛ MY VIDEO GAME gosh, these people don’t even have any software downloaded to protect their devices against viruses and they’re quick to pin the blame on others... alright. let’s say it is my video game, show me and we’ll see what kind of virus it is. ❜
leigheasaim.
“You could take someone’s foot out with that. Then you’d have to roll them on into the hospital, and how ridiculous would you feel? Or would you be a hit and run? Hooligans, honestly…”
( + @heiritor )
❛ WHO’D BE DUMB ENOUGH to stand in the way ? why should i have to feel ridiculous ? it’s not like i’d run anyone over deliberately, though i have to admit... i’m tempted to do so right now. ❜