Nevermorx.

vitiicsus.

@heiritor

          … What the hell are you hiding on? Is that a scooter? Why? You have legs.

       ❛    IT’S A SEGWAY.   WHY             ?    is it a crime to have fun ?    ❜  

bloomingrebel.

      “Excuse me, Segway boy, you’re in the middle of the sidewalk.” 

        ❛    HEY, AM I THAT BIG ?   do i take up the entire sidewalk ?     ❜  

chamberburied.

     ❛   you do know that it’s bloody disrespectful to deny me that last slice , innit ?   ❜

❛ * ｡ @heiritor​ / ♡

    ❛   I ONLY EAT ONCE A DAY.  i’d starve if i gave you my last slice.  if i get ill,  are you going to pay for my hospital bill ?    ❜

does he give rides on the segway ?

      minhyuk: if i break my back ur payin 4 my hospital bill

Min Hyuk eating his hot ramen too quickly

vitiicsus.

           Don’t test me. I’m sure I could talk to someone and make that happen. What will you do if that thing blows up when you ride it, huh?

     ❛    IF IT BLOWS UP THEN  it’d be my problem and not yours.  i don’t see why you’re involving yourself in other people’s matters and going as far as to make threats.   ❜

#ARE YOU HUNGRY?

me:        thought swdbs was a cutesy rom-com swdbs:  sudden change 2 kidnapping and murder

marries him as a friend and takes his company <3

        hello 999... this Beautiful Satan Lady is taking MY STUFF ... send her 2 jail