Does He Give Rides On The Segway ?

BONG-SOON.

@heiritor

    ❝ since we’re getting married and all. ❞ a tsk escapes her, chin tilting upwards as she offers the kitten ears to him. ❝ the least you can do is put these on, right, ceo? i’m sure they’ll look absolutely adorable on you. ❞

         ❛    ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL GUI           WOW…  okay,  fine.  i’ll put them on.   ❜   seizing the headband in a firm grasp and compelling a transient tight-lipped smile on his lips,  he creates a scene for palpable chagrin.  a conceived sigh from honey-wrought lips in a perceptible exhibition of  ( exaggerated )  ire, stationing the headband vigilantly atop of a mahogany crown as if it caused him a significant amount of malaise.    ❛    there.  happy ?   ❜

i love u more tbh : ) and i have Proof

U ACTUALLY GAVE PROOF IM SCREAMINGSJKDJGKLDF

suburden.

‘     we  could  jump  the  statelines     —–     i’ll  pick  you  up  at  midnight.     ‘

@heiritor ,     heartlines   —    broods

          ❛    LOOK AT HIM  making my heart flutter.   you better bring flowers or i’ll be mad !      ❜

had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered u

     ❝ —- kinky. i’d prefer to be the one doing the slaughtering, however… i wonder what your policeman ‘friend’ would make of this entirely hypothetical law-breaking. ❞

'sup tony ?

this is the day neo got blocked

[ throws a pen at his head then runs off ]

❛    OW !  THAT COULD’VE   seriously hurt me…  what if i had been knocked unconscious ?  your strength is no joke !    ❜

bloomingrebel.

      “Excuse me, Segway boy, you’re in the middle of the sidewalk.” 

        ❛    HEY, AM I THAT BIG ?   do i take up the entire sidewalk ?     ❜  

nevermorx.

@HEIRITOR REQUESTED A STARTER.

❛ I’m here.   Where the hell are you and your segway riding ass?   I swear if you come riding up on one,  I’ll knock you over and leave you on the ground. ❜

❛    THEN,  DON’T TURN AROUND.   if you knock me over,  i’ll sue you.      ❜    he’s there,  with his segway riding ass. 

vitiicsus.

@heiritor

          … What the hell are you hiding on? Is that a scooter? Why? You have legs.

       ❛    IT’S A SEGWAY.   WHY             ?    is it a crime to have fun ?    ❜  

I eat only one meal a day.