Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
There are many things I usually go through before choosing a place to rent. For example, do the neighbours have dogs? That's a no because people here don't know how to be a responsible dog owner, most owned dogs bark at everything that moves. I also check for the water pressure, the internet connection, the electrical appliances and whatnot.
But I have never thought I needed to consider the possibility of having a neighbour who likes to sing his lungs out every fucking day every morning and afternoon. I have considered neighbours who like to talk loudly, but not this shit.
Looking at these pretty mood boards of fs i wonder why the hell im still not doing it for myself
I just found out that locals know about mbti bye i'm going to pretend idk what that is if someone asks
Me: *got locked out of my bedroom* oh no
My Virgo Mars ass: while waiting for help let's sweep and mop the floor at least you'll get something done
Me, these past few days, dealing with things suddenly appearing and disappearing:
You know those trivial things that you know are not important, but they annoy you so much?
I hate those videos that begin with "reasons why you should NOT do something" and then proceed to give positive reasons why you should do it.
for a company that has been in this business for decades, microsoft word and onedrive kinda suck
I'm so tired waking up in pain every damn day