I Like That My Phone Always Autocorrects "neurodivergent" Into "biodiversity." That's Right. My Friends

people: this is how to tap into your dark feminine energy!

also people: *lists down basic things humans can do to stay healthy and productive*

I think..... out of all mobile applications that should not have technical problems that persist more than 5 minutes— is mobile banking. I do not care if it's not realistic. Banks should hire as many qualified people as possible to make sure their damn app is working as smoothly as possible, especially when they give their clients no other choice besides to use their damn fucking app to make a fucking transaction.

can someone else study for me and then let me download the knowledge from their brain by connecting it to my brain or something. on that note, human beings really need to advance faster and create that kind of product bcs I need it. I'd rate it 1 star if I accidentally downloaded other people's trauma tho

I just had a boost of motivation to be productive so I started writing on my little whiteboard planner but apparently I used a permanent marker.....

all my energy had to be spent on cleaning the damn whiteboard and now im tiRed

I miss when library books used to have little paper pockets inside with a list of all the people who borrowed it and when... I hate that this is now exclusive knowledge of librarians. I do care that a miss Mariana borrowed this book in 1985 and then Dario in 1997. They're my brothers and sisters

I just ate the fried chicken I bought 12 hours ago and kept at room temperature (health hazard some people say) and now I'm feeling weird I just hope my south east asian stomach is strong enough to handle whatever potential food poisoning this is. Amen.

Why are psychology chapters so long bro

why ive been getting a headache lately like i can't even use my laptop for more than 3 hours now?? come on

Rich people be like "this bag is 15k bucks" and it's the ugliest bag you have ever seen

Maybe forcing myself to read books every day for 66 days and do nothing else will fix my shitty concentration span