It's A Win For Me 👏

Just an average night for them.

Ty @solzer0 for coming up with this

Vinny Vinesauce! has been souped

requested by @hellfirevannie

pan flag in le punch! 👊🍓

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i hate big boss/naked snake so much but like he's such a hottie

why did you have to make this man so grossly gorgeous and make him such an asshole like FUCK him but also lemme kiss him

this is the best thing i've ever read because it's even WRITTEN in character

on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

hello tmi warning and half nsfwork warning rahhhh

my girlfriend and i just exchanged weird things to say about genitals, including:

"your cunt is endearing"

"your pussy is proportionate"

"it feels like home"

"your dick is so cool"

and "your dick’s enticing"

neither of us have a dick

My little sibling asked me to make a Sam and Max comic (For Kids!) so I made this. Lmk what you think. <3