Top 10 Best Anime Fight Scenes, Number 1 : [August 27th 2020]

What if it turns out that humans have actually adapted to something the Hilammu can’t survive and humans now use that as a symbol of pride like maybe no species besides humans can have orange juice because of its specific chemical combination

Also what if tartigrades become the animals of humanity

[This idea has been rattling in my brain and I had to share it.]

I know we all love the ‘humans are space orcs’ concept… but imagine, onboard the new ship they’ve been assigned to, the human meets an actual space orc. A massive monster… fangs and tusks and scars and a battle-hardened stare, looming over all the other life forms on the ship in its thick indestructible armour it refuses to remove. It barely drinks, it doesn’t need sleep, its massive shoulders are heavy with the terrible things it has experienced. Compared to the squishy & delicate human body, this thing is a walking tank.

… Except instead of hating/ignoring one another, the human and the monster start bonding over both coming from death planets. The human is excited to find a life form who doesn’t quiver with fear at the vague description of a jellyfish and the monster is ecstatic to meet someone who understands the feeling of being bitten by a qua’lem (cats are pretty close). They sit together and compare dangerous animals and locations as the other aliens look on in confusion and fear… oh, you also have dense jungles of deadly hidden predators, boiling acid lakes, tamed predatory killers, and areas with horrendously high and low temperatures? Sick!! 

It doesn’t take long before the two of them become totally inseparable. The human loves not feeling like some kind of crazy outsider and the monster is overjoyed they’ve finally found an equal in this unkillable marshmallow.

Monster: When I was a youngling, a grol-lik stung straight through my armour. The pain lasted for approximately 16 human hours. Human: Oh yeah man, I get that. As a kid I got a wasp stuck in my shirt. It stung me like four times, it was awful, and all my cousins just laughed at me… Monster: [using their arm screen to research human courting methods] I see.

Most normal Path

normal day in tf2 casual

that’s not ominous at all

hey guys why are you building a gi

so called "free thinkers" when khepri

Storage is the defining problem of our age. Two hundred years ago, our ancestors had fifteen or twenty things in their houses, max. And one of them was "bed." Now, we have a lot of clutter. Sure, it's down from the peak of the 1970s, when we needed thirty-six different pieces of electrical equipment just to listen to racist people in our general area, but we still have too much stuff.

Self-storage companies have exploded. Not literally, although that did happen to the one near me from some dude cooking shatter, but they are immensely profitable. If you receive a bunch of heirloom furniture from Crazy Aunt Ethel, you won't have enough room for it in your single bedroom basement apartment. You shove all of it into a self-storage bay, and keep paying the monthly bills, waiting until you can have a house big enough to place some heirloom furniture in.

The storage companies know this. They'll give you a low "sucker" rate at the start, and then start cranking up the fees. And you'll keep paying them. It's cheaper to kick in $5 more a month, than it is to ask your friend Ted to borrow his pickup truck so that you can drive all your shit across town to a competing storage unit, who will do the exact same thing.

How do you fight back, ideally without having to throw away a bunch of coffee tables from 1953 and incurring the eternal wrath of Aunt Ethel's shade? You have to let the storage unit make money for you. The obvious way is electricity. With electricity, you can run all kinds of things, from a seedy cryptocurrency mining operation, to an illegal online betting parlour. And the storage folks know this, which is why they don't provide power to your unit, and wrap the unit's lightbulb in an impenetrable steel cage. They are used to dealing with your average, run-of-the-mill cheap scumbag.

Don't let that stop you: despite what your neurochemistry is telling you, you are an exceptional cheap scumbag. You don't need their electricity; you can generate your own. The answer? Rats love running on little hamster wheels. You can make thirty, forty cents a month, per wheel. That's money in your pocket, and all it will cost you is a bit of expired cheese and a lot of old Subaru blower motors. Sure, it's not going to be great for any couches or clothing that you leave in the unit, but who ever heard of a heirloom sofa bed? Throw that shit out, ideally by leaving it in a unit and no longer paying the bill. You don't need to cling to memories: you're rich now, atop your rodent power empire.

A meeting of gods

THEY WERE TELLING THE TRUTH

things i forgot about the last olympian

inspired by this post 

also a lot of these are things that i remembered that either make me extremely happy or extremely Sad and i just wanted everyone to share in my suffering

the summer has already passed! percy also says this summer was the hardest of his life

percy and rachel have spent a whole year and together at goode and they’ve hung out a lot this summer 

rachel had JUST made a move on percy when beckendorf showed up

RACHEL KISSED HIM THIS ONE I ACTUALLY FORGOT

“i’m guessing you don’t want me to mention that little scene to annabeth” god i miss beckendorf

beckendorf carries a picture of silena

“you mean all these years, i’ve been asking about this stupid prophecy, and it’s been right there around her neck?”

“she’d always been cute, but she was starting to be seriously beautiful” percabeth my HEART

paul’s reaction to mrs o leary in the living room is so enthusiastic

“thanks for not freaking out”

“oh, i’m freaking out,” he promised, his eyes wide. “i just think it’s awesome!”

hades tells nico that bianca would’ve done a better job of getting percy to the underworld

HADES SAYS MULTIPLE TIMES HE WISHES BIANCA WAS THE ONE TO SURVIVE

“it was a lot more dignified than, like, my armpit or something”

can we talk about the parallel between percy in the styx hearing annabeth say he “isn’t getting away from [her] that easily” and percy saying “you’re never getting away from me” to her before they fall into Tartarus bc it makes me So Emo

percy killed 200 of hades’ soldiers like it was nothing

hermes tells annabeth she was the only one who could’ve saved luke

silena knows a lot about magic

annabeth offers to stay with percy to activate plan twenty three and gets met with “no detours, you two”

plan twenty three

the minotaur keeps chb necklaces of the demigods he’s killed

percy laughs as he obliterates the minotaur’s army

NO ONE TOUCHES HER MHMMMM GOOD SHIT

the balcony scene is so fucking cute oh my g o d

grover is scared of rabbits

percy fought a titan alone and held his ground

PARTY PONIES

annabeth landed a helicopter by guessing on the controls

annabeth was also crying after rachel showed up

clarisse killed the drakon with just her spear. no armor. no shield. all badass.

clarisse with the blessing of ares, dragging the drakon corpse behind her

chiron v kronos

SALLY AND PAUL FUCKING SHIT UP

I REPEAT

SALLY JACKSON WITH A SHOTGUN

the hera statue that falls nearly kills annabeth

thalia’s legs get stuck as she pushes annabeth away

may castellan is making cookies for a son who will never come home

athena is the one who speaks up in defense of percy’s request to claim all kids

just take a second to imagine annabeth and tyson baking that mf cupcake okay 

things i forgot about the lightning thief 

things i forgot about the sea of monsters 

things i forgot about the titan’s curse

things i forgot about the battle of the labyrinth 

Ok what’s homestuck, actually do I want to know what homestuck is and if so what is it. This isn’t a joke I’m just confused

Accidental Old Gods of Appalachia appreciation post.

US Elevation.

by @cstats1

Reupload from twitter and ao3

Possibly the first time I drew Cody and the clones in a doodle....then somehow blew up into an eye-searingly pastel colored comic.

I think I intended this to be Scariff’s beach, but yeah, I suppose this is now whatever planet with beaches and agressively touchy-feely gigantic locals