Crowley’s Stardew Valley Character Sheet!

stardew valley style deku (vigilante editions!)

why shadow the hedgehog could legally run for president of the united states of america

requirement #1 : over 35

ok so you have to be 35 to run for president right? well we all know shadow is LEGALLY in his 50s (even tho mentally hes supposed to be around 15) in all sonic media, so that's one requirement cleared.

requirement #2 : natural born citizen of the USA

now you might ask about the fact that movie verse shadow is an alien. however. he landed encased in an asteroid and was transported to a north american station of the international military group GUN's research lab overseen by commander walters (who is also a commander in the US military). it can be assumed that not only did shadow’s asteroid land on US soil since it was under american military jurisdiction, but that the GUN lab is also on US soil. he was later awakened and "born" from the asteroid in the US lab, meaning that shadow the hedgehog legally has american birthright citizenship. so second requirement, cleared for the movie verse! if we're taking from the sonic games a little more, gerald robotnik is said to be working specifically with the united federation sector of GUN, which is specifically made to be the in-game equivalent of the united states of america. therefore, the space colony arc is an american vessel and is governed by american laws. presumably, anyone born on that ship, which is functionally an american military base, would also have birthright american citizenship because prior to 2019 (and shadow was born 50 years ago) babies born to military members on us military bases were granted US citizenship automatically, not to mention the fact that shadow is an entity literally created and owned by the government of the american federation. also, if we're counting gerald robotnik as his "father", we can also assume that he has either been granted US citizenship or has a green card in order to be eligible to work for the US military, and if we assume the former than shadow would be considered a US citizen at birth even if he was born in international airspace. so second requirement, cleared in the game universe! (for the record there aren't like actual real laws dictating what happens if someone is born in space bc that hasn't happened so im being a little loose with my interpretation based on what laws there are about similar things but yknow)

requirement #3 : 14 year residency

he was also 15 in both universes before being put in cryosleep, meaning he operated as a resident of the USA either in the US in the movie verse or on a us military base in the game verse, so he'd meet the "14 years of residency" requirement, so 3rd requipment cleared!

crime?

and yeah sure he was basically imprisoned for 50 years but any crimes shadow may have committed wouldn't bar him from becoming president because we've already established that felons can be president this year so! there you go!

disclaimer : i am not an expert in american law or sonic for that matter so sorry if this isn’t 100% accurate but nothing i could find online contradicts it soooooo

somebody make a drawing of crowley as that ominous ass cat from coraline please

post s2 fix it :D

idk i just love the idea of azi returning to the book shop to find crowley an absolute wreck sobbing and singing along to relevant love songs in his angels record collection

they KISS after this and MAKE UP and SAVE THE WORLD

also muriel:

#1 has been forced to listen to all of crowley's depressed sing alongs, #2 was upstairs during the duration of this comic, #3 was quite disappointed and confused when mr.crowley didn't make it to their favorite happy section of the song towards the end

(i know i said it was an unspecified amount of time but in my minds eye only a few months have passes before azi packs his ass up and leaves heaven)

fuck the snatriarchy

C: "-not to mention snexism."

A: "Sorry what was that?"

C: "Snake sexism. Snexism. Women don't have it easy in the snake world either."

That didn't sound like a real thing, Aziraphale thought, but he did not voice his concern. Claiming that snexism wasn't real sounded exactly like something a snexist would say.

MY WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED YIPPIE!!!

Thank you guys for sending prompts, they were a lot of fun :3!

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the fact that his smile is DEKU’s smile …

someone sedate me i am physically ill

stardew valley style deku!

(school uniform edition!)

(beta hero costume edition!)

… no fucking way this is how i find out im probably allergic to kiwi oh my god

Izuku: Kacchan?

Bakugo: What, nerd?

Izuku: How long after eating kiwi does your mouth stop tingling?

Bakugo: What are you talk-Oh for fu*k’s sake!

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Izuku, laying in a hospital bed: How was I supposed to know I’m severely allergic to kiwi?

Bakugo: I have grey hair from you, you know that? I’m 18 with grey hair!

dynamight’s badass band-aids!

made this to accompany my fic Katsuki Bakugou and the Great Band-Aid Conspiracy on ao3