If The Rain Was A Person Theyd Be The Most Gentle And Kind Individual You'd Ever Come Across...... They

Severance still making me insane

It turns out demon summoning is only bad when you do it for selfish motives. You discovered this as you, absent any other options, decided to summon one in order to have someone watch over your dog.

Isn't Hannibal problematic...

no, but i understand the confusion! it's a common misconception, but serial murder and cannibalism are okay in real life.

How long really is the “I like Muse because they aren’t always singing about love and write really interesting songs” -> “I’m asexual aren’t I?” pipeline?

In a twist, a young director-to-be gets so enamoured of the Goncharov non-existing Tumblr inside joke that he decides to spend the rest of his life in creating a convincing version of a 1973 film nobody has ever directed. He studies the most cutting-edge deepfake technology, spends countless hours editing, hires unknown actors, gets a full soundtrack and, ultimately, produces Goncharov anonymously and fakes the "retrievement" of the original movie. The movie industry breaks. Scorsese, baffled, acknowledges it as its own. The timeline breaks, the universe collapses.

Nobody:

Me: OH MY GOD YAYYYYYYYY IT’S NOBODYYYYY!!

i want to live in the peaceful feeling you get underwater where everything sounds softer and the lights are all tinged blue and the world feels silky and light and surreal.....

It’s PRIDE MONTH and wanting to start with this little remembrance from queer people in the past.

I’ll stop goncharov posting soon but can I just say how fascinating it is to me that the genre we picked was cold war mafia movie? because if you had asked the internet a month ago what kind of film tumblr would invent, if tumblr were to invent a film, the answers would have been way more woke. a queer coming of age romance or a sexy heist with a super diverse cast or live action infinity train or whatever.

instead, the hive mind, the collective, latched on to something with much narrower boundaries, with stricter rules. no cold war mafia movie would have “good gay rep” or “a happy ending”, like you might expect tumblr to want. we want, we made, something rife with hidden truths, deception and manipulation, suppressed and sublimated emotions. it’s a movie rife with symbolism and suggestion, a text that needs to be unpicked and puzzled over, not one that spoonfeeds us a morally pure protagonist.

the website famous for our shithouse reading comprehension made this complex metatext about methods of interpreting an ambiguous artwork and that’s given me more hope for humanity than I’ve gotten from the internet in a long goddamn time