Im So Ready To Be In A Relationship So Whenever The Universe Is Ready Hmu With A Keeper

ayyy

not that any of you would care but...

i need a root canal and invisalign.  If anyone has had any of these and would like to warn me of anything it would be greatly appreciated 

thx

god im so gay for her

Courtney freakin’ Miller 

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i was tagged by the so great @cheshireelims <3 These are always so fun, thanks!

Rules: answer these 82 questions and tag 20 people.

Last:

1. Drink? Southern Sweet Tea

2. Phone call? Grandma to bring me food during play practice

3. Text message? My boi Lukas

4. Song you listened to? Loser Like Me from Glee

5.Time you cried? 10 minutes ago

Have you ever

6. Dated someone twice? No

7. Kissed someone and regretted it? Absolutely

8. Been cheated on? yes

9. Lost someone special? Yes

10. Gotten drunk and thrown up? never drank legit alcohol

Favourite:

Colors:

11. Maroon

12. Yellow

13. Light Purple

In the last year have you

14. Made new friends? Kind of

15. Fallen out of love? Not technically

16. Laughed until you cried? Yesterday

17. Found out someone was talking about you? Kind of

18. Met someone who changed you? Yes

19. Found out who your friends are? Yep

20. Kissed someone on your facebook list? I don't use facebook but ive kissed 2 people in the last school year

General:

21. How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life? don't use facebook

22. Do you have any pets?  Yepper 6 of them

23. Do you want to change your name? I used to

24. What did you do for your last birthday? I went shopping with my parents and had a sleepover with some snakes (now not then)

25. What time did you wake up?  4:45am

26. What were you doing at midnight last night? Asleep 

27. Name something you can’t wait for? Probably dating

28. When was the last time you saw your mom? a few hours ago

29. What are you listening to right now? glee soundtrack

30. Have you ever talked to a person named tom? Yep!

31. Something that is getting on your nerves?  the fact that Lukas isn’t texting back fast enough

32. Most visited website? Tumblr and instagram

33. Hair colour? blonde-ish brown

34. Long or short hair? shoulder length ish

35. Do you have a crush on someone? my boi Lukas

36. What do you like about yourself? my eyebrows gurl

37. Piercings? ear lobes only

38. Bloodtype? ???

39. Nickname? Jamers (Camden) and Jessica (Noah)

40. Relationship status? Single af

41. Zodiac? Virgo

42. Pronouns? She/her

43. Favourite tv show? The Flash???!!! 

44. Tattoos? Nope

45. Right or left handed? Right

46. Surgery? kind of, more of a resetting

47. Sport? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

48. Vacation? Probably London if I had money lol

49. Pair of trainers? Adidas

More general:

50. Eating: un piece of sushi and uno jello square

51. Drinking: nothing

52. I’m about to: sleep

53. Waiting for: Lukas to love me

54. Want: Happiness and friends

55. Get married? maybe

56. Career? Veterinarian

Which is better:

57. Hugs or kisses? Depends on who they’re from

58. Lips or eyes? Eyes

59. Shorter or taller? Taller please

60. Older or younger? Preferably older 

61. Nice arms or nice stomach? Stomach 

62. Hook up or relationship? Relationship  

63. Troublemaker or hesitant? Hesitant but not paralyzed with fair

Have you ever:

64. Kissed a stranger? Kinda yes?

65. Drank hard liquor? Haha no

66. Lost glasses/contacts? yep, the same day i got them too

67. Turned someone down? yep 

68. Had sex on the first date? Nope never done it (yet ;))

69. Broken someones heart? Most likely. Whelp

70. Had your heart broken? absolutely

71. Been arrested? lol no

72. Cried when someone died? Yup

73. Fallen for a friend? Indeed

Do you believe in:

74. Yourself? HA HA No

75. Miracles? Yea

76. Love at first sight? kind of

77. Santa? not anymore

78. Kiss on the first date? my dated was ruined before i could

79. Angels? not sure

Other:

80. Current best friend’s name: Jenny

81. Eye color: Hazel

82. Favorite movie: What's Eating Gilbert Grape

Not gonna tag bc I'm lazy

this is how i’m spending mine

i stan 1 (one) theatre troupe

I hope this e-mail finds you living in a shotgun shack

Another example of the trackers TRACKER

Hey! Instead of supporting these rlly bad ppl who can bring harm to autistic people (will link proof below)! 

How about you buy autistic friendly clothes n stuff that can do u no harm from an actual autistic persons store @elsinore-snores !

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Proof of the gps on their FAQ

listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood  

its Jesus’s fursona

Okay fully if I were hearing this story (LOTR) for the first time (rather than reading it for the first time haha) and a guy invited strangers into a blatantly Germanic-Old English hall and said to leave the weapons at the door (this at least is normal enough! Occasionally results in duels to the death w/e) and that these were “dark days” I would be fucking panicking. I’d be like “the lads are going to DIE they are going to be LOCKED IN and BURNED ALIVE. “Thatched with gold” ok man I know an IRON HOUSE MOTIF WHEN I SEE ONE. I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. IS THERE A LADY IN THIS HALL, HUH JRR? IS SHE GONNA BURN THEM AND HERSELF ALIVE IN IT CANT FOOL ME, JRR. Can’t believe this is a red herring I am suffering. He did this to panic his medievalist friends I swear. This was a trap designed for CS Lewis’s personal anxiety.

Fred Imagine 4

Request: happy v-day!! could you do a fred x reader imagine where the reader is harrys older sister so she’s also a target for voldemort and fred and george are assigned by the order to keep them safe at school and angst and fluff? ily thanks!! (btw I luv ur blog as well!

alright!! I’m so sorry it’s been a week I’ve had SO MUCH WORK TO DO AH!! thursday is mardi gras break and I’m going skiing with my bff for all 10 days of it but i will try to start on my other requests and do some ships!! please be patient I'm trying my best :) !

“-she needs someone to watch her!”

“Now, Harry, your sister can take care of herself,” Sirius was attempting to calm your bother.

“You know what,” Fred interjected, “I agree with Harry! Y/n is just as valuable to You-Know-Who as Harry is! We all know if he gets a hold of her Harry would be going to save her before anyone could even say ‘Dumbledore’s underwear!’”

You stood up angrily, “Don’t I get a say in this?!”

Sirius, Tonks, Remus, Arthur, Molly, Hermione, Fred, George, Harry, Ginny, Snape, and Ron all turned to look at you and the room fell silent.

“Like Sirius said,” you began slowly, Sirius winking at you when you said his name, “I can very well take care of myself, thank you. And I’m not going to let some noseless arsehole get in the way of my education!”

“I have to agree with you about that, y/n,” Hermione said with a slight chuckle, “but maybe it would be better if there was someone who might keep a look out. Two pairs of eyes are better than one, aren’t they?”

You sighed and sat down, your best friend was always right, wasn’t she?

“Look y/n,” your little brother began, “I just can’t let anyone else get hurt because of me, especially you.”

“Harry,” you looked up at him, “I’m the one that’s supposed to be looking after you! Bloody hell, your my little brother!”

“I know but-”

“What if Fred and I just watched out while we were at school together?” George proposed.

“Yeah,” Fred added, “We could keep Harry and the Order updated on anything suspicious at Hogwarts and watch out for y/n. We always hang out together anyways.”

You looked at Harry for his response.

“Okay,” he said, looking relieved.

Fred and George smirked at each other before walking towards you. You groaned.

“Oh, now, now, y/n,” Fred ‘comforted’ you.

“Don’t be so blue,” George grabbed your shoulders.

“Think of all the fun you’ll have with your babysitters!”

“Oh, no no no,” you shook your head, sliding out of George’s grip to face the twins, “This,” you pointed back and forth between them and you, “is not a babysitting gig. You are simply there to make sure I don’t die. Got it?”

“Oh, yeah,” they nodded in mock seriousness and then grinned at one another.

“Shit!” You cursed as your books flew out of your arms onto the ground. The back of your head felt like it was about to make contact wit the stairs when you felt strong arms wrap around you and lift you up. 

You opened your eyes to see the one and only, Fred Weasley.

“Ugh, Weasley, what are you doing,” you shoved him off, going to get your books. 

For the past week and a half, every time anything, anything at all, happened, Fred and George were there to swoop in and save the day (more Fred than George).

Forgot your Charms homework? Fred has it right here.

Wiping your mouth after eating cereal? Why would you when George is here?

Doing you hair for the day? Your very own personal stylist Fred Weasley is ready to make you the envy of every single girl at Hogwarts. 

Brushing your teeth? Nonsense! Fred will take care of it!

Honestly, it was getting very annoying. 

“What?” Fred said, almost amused, it seemed, “it is our job to take care of you.”

“I’m not a child, though,” you shot back.

Normally you would do anything to have your crush, Fred, at your beck and call, but it was so over the top and irritating! 

“I know, I know,” he assured you, “but Harry would kill us if his sister was forced to walk to Potions all alone,” he added a mischievous wink.

You rolled your eyes, unable to help yourself from blushing, “Whatever.”

You were just about to enter the Potions room when Fred pulled you aside and into a small room off the side of the hall.

“Fred! What the f-”

“Shhhh!” he put a hand over your mouth. 

Fred pulled out of his pocket an extendable ear, a new gadget he and George were working on for Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes. 

“Listen,” he whispered as you watched the ear slide under the door and presumably to Snape’s room.

“-you may kill the girl, but Harry Potter is for me,” your heart stopped at the chilling voice.

“Yes, my lord,” Snape’s dull voice responded.

“Is that….” you began.

Fred nodded in response.

“However,” Snape began, “We could use her as leverage, who knows the lengths Harry Potter would go to to save his… poor sister.”

“Very intriguing, Severus. Tell me-”

Fred had dragged you out of the closet and through the halls and you had’t even noticed. Pretty soon you were sitting on the couch in the Gryffindor Common room with Fred pacing in front of you.

“We have to tell the Order right away. I mean, Snape? Severus Snape? I knew he was an arsehole but honestly! I mean-” Fred looked at you and sighed, sitting next to you, “Are you okay?”

You sat for a moment and then gave a short laugh, “No I’m not okay! I just listened to the person who killed my parents practically plan my murder!”

“Hey it’s-”

“No!” you shouted, getting up, “Don’t you dare say it’s okay because we all now it’s not! My life means nothing to them, and they will come and get me and you know Harry will be the first to try and save me and it’ll be my fault if He succeeds!” 

You were talking so fast you had run out of breath. You took a shaky breath and ran your fingers through your hair. 

Fred pulled you into a hug. 

“You know,” he whispered, “If anything happened I don’t think Harry would be the first to go after you.”

“No?” You questioned.

“It would be me.”

You closed the space in between your faces and kissed.

After a moment you pulled apart. 

“We won’t let anything happen to you, okay?”

“Okay.”