Heonx-gamesmode - Where's My Coffee

i love making tumblr posts bcuz you never know if it’s been made before. like. we all share one braincell and half the time satan uses it to wipe his ass and accidentally flushes it down the toilet

Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

I feel like Foxfire should start having dances. Reblog if you agree.

Dead Weight Chapter 3

happy reading!

this one is mostly brotherly angst.

dialogue prompts for ~injury~

!!please credit/tag me!!

“Shit. Shit, shit, shit, c’mere.”

“Someone get the medic. Get the medic!”

“Hey, hey, shhhh. Shhhh. You’re okay.”

“You did so good. Don’t worry, you-you did so good.”

“Here, lean on me. I can carry you.”

“We’re gonna fix you up, brand new. I promise.”

“No. No, stop. Stop talking like that. You’re gonna be fine.”

“Okay. Okay, here’s what we’re gonna do—fuck.”

“I know, I know it hurts.”

"I don't care. I'm not leaving you."

“I’m going to lift you up, okay? Tell me if it hurts.”

“Where are they? Where are they?!”

"I would believe that you're fine, but you have a goddamn knife sticking out of your leg, so."

"You just watched them die."

"This is going to hurt, okay?"

"God, I'm so sorry, it'll be over soon, I promise."

"How many fingers am I holding up? ... I don't have six fingers."

"Stop. No. Wake up. Wake up! I said wake up!"

"I came as soon as I heard."

“Get away! You’re hurting them!”

“Please be okay. Please be okay, please be okay—”

“Shit. Shit, that’s a lot of blood.”

“You dumbass. Don’t do that. Ever again.”

"Help them! Please!"

"You scared us all back there. I... Including me."

"[name]? [name], this isn't funny. Stop... please..."

"Breathe... breathe. Look at the stars, kid."

"It was supposed to be me... please, no, [name], please..."

"Tell me where it hurts, and be specific."

“You’ll be fine.” *silence* “You’ll be fine. Hey! Wake up! Please. Please wake up…”

“I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”

if a man said this to any of my female friends, they would find the body. they would find his penis though. if it’s not microscopic :)

normalize casual dominant conversation

"do as you're told"

"shh, men are talking"

"sweetie"

"atta girl"

"good girl"

"there's a good girl"

"be a good girl and *do xyz*"

Deku: yknow, in some ways, I’m kind of royalty.

Extra: why, because your dad is all might? pshh, get over yourse-

Deku: no, because my mom is a queen

Uraraka: fair

Todoroki: checks out

Bakugo: bow down, losers

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

why tf do people type out stutters

If this is works, it’s the first time since December 27, 2023

Happiness Will Come To You.