F*cking Pray For Me Y'all (please)

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My original post was made as a stupid joke and I'm only slightly regretting it

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Alcuni dei miei buoni propositi per il nuovo anno:

1. leggere 3-5 libri

2. imparare a memoria l'alfabeto fonetico

3. indossare gli occhiali di più

4. smettere di leccarmi le labbra (per l'amor di Dio | devo smettere)

5. riapprendere a giocare a scacchi (il me di 7 anni poteva battere il me attuale - e non posso sopportare il pensiero)

6. guardare più film (3 o più al mese, o giù di lì)

7. far crescere i capelli (perché no?)

8. esercitarmi a parlare e leggere in italiano

9. fare più attività artistiche e fai-da-te

10. IDRATARE! IDRATARE! IDRATARE!

Some of my New Year’s resolutions:

1. read 3-5 books

2. Memorize the phonic alphabet

3. Wear my glasses more often

4. Stop lip picking (for fu*ks sake I need to stop)

5. Relearn chess (7 year old me could beat current me - and I can’t stand the thought of that)

6. Watch more movies (3 or more per month or so)

7. Grow out my hair (because why the f*ck not)

8. Practice speaking and reading Italian

9. Do more arts and crafts/DIY projects

10. HYDRATE! HYDRATE! HYDRATE!

I think the people behind Duolingo are on drugs /J

Do y'all ever get a thought and then… it just….

Forgot to add the /HJ (half-joke), sorry it’s all good though.

Also, I’m pretty sure this is a national difference (I'm from the US) because last time I checked Monster Munch is a UK brand, correct me if I’m wrong.

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