Apologies My Good Bitch But What Seems To Be The Fuck?

A teacher’s audacity to look me dead in my stupid face during a Zoom class (and being able to see my screen while I’m working) and still mark me absent because I wasn’t contributing to a discussion when she checked in on our breakout room for half a second.

Happy International Asexuality Day

Asexual: someone who experiences little to no sexual attraction.

Demi-sexual: someone who only feels sexual attraction after developing an emotional bond.

Grey-asexual: someone who identify as asexual but experience sexual attraction infrequently, at low intensity, or in specific circumstances, falling within the "gray area" between asexuality and allosexuality.

If any information is wrong or inaccurate, don't hesitate to let me know.

The number of times I’ve turned on my dishwasher by accident because my thigh brushed against it really says a lot.

WLW - wulti level warketing

Edit: discovered this is not an original joke, I’m keeping this post up. IDC

English is my first language until I try to read.

L'inglese è la mia prima lingua finché non provo a leggere.

I wish polls could have more time.

If time runs out, give opinion/explain in the comments

I MEANT TOASTED NOT F*CKING ROASTED

Me, spit roasting a fucking Pop-tart, the most unholy cooking method

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Fun question: What character represents this stimboard? (All fandoms are acceptable)

Have you ever come across something that you know is real, but you've never actually seen it in person, and your brain just short-circuits?

A few weeks ago, I saw a Cybertruck on the road and completely forgot that it wasn’t just a meme.