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Alcuni dei miei buoni propositi per il nuovo anno:

1. leggere 3-5 libri

2. imparare a memoria l'alfabeto fonetico

3. indossare gli occhiali di più

4. smettere di leccarmi le labbra (per l'amor di Dio | devo smettere)

5. riapprendere a giocare a scacchi (il me di 7 anni poteva battere il me attuale - e non posso sopportare il pensiero)

6. guardare più film (3 o più al mese, o giù di lì)

7. far crescere i capelli (perché no?)

8. esercitarmi a parlare e leggere in italiano

9. fare più attività artistiche e fai-da-te

10. IDRATARE! IDRATARE! IDRATARE!

Some of my New Year’s resolutions:

1. read 3-5 books

2. Memorize the phonic alphabet

3. Wear my glasses more often

4. Stop lip picking (for fu*ks sake I need to stop)

5. Relearn chess (7 year old me could beat current me - and I can’t stand the thought of that)

6. Watch more movies (3 or more per month or so)

7. Grow out my hair (because why the f*ck not)

8. Practice speaking and reading Italian

9. Do more arts and crafts/DIY projects

10. HYDRATE! HYDRATE! HYDRATE!

Fun question: What character represents this stimboard? (All fandoms are acceptable)

Imagine if spiders made the same sound as Minecraft spiders but stayed the same size.

The number of times I’ve turned on my dishwasher by accident because my thigh brushed against it really says a lot.

WLW - wulti level warketing

Edit: discovered this is not an original joke, I’m keeping this post up. IDC

Apologies my good bitch but what seems to be the fuck?

APOLLO, HIT ME WITH THE FUCKING DODGEBALL OF PROPHECY

I swear to the gods I’m ready (and bored as f*ck + I don’t care about the consequences for now)

I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.

I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.

I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.

I’m going to regret this. I’m going to regret this.

Mode 3: easily removable but takes the scab with it.

STOP BEING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR CREATIONS STOP SECOND GUESSING WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO STOP DEBATING IT'S WORTH. LET YOUR ART SERVE YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND