My Gay Ass Needed A Moment

Will: Welcome to pride month, we’re all depressed sentient lion pilots with an LGBT twist.

Hannibal: That’s one way of putting it.

Much better

Tfatws? More like "Bucky Barnes's big ass crush on Captain America has carried over to the next incarnation as did his major uniform kink"

Ok I’m not usually that active in the avengers fandom but I just heard that Marvel wanted Hailee Steinfeld to be Kate Bishop and like????? as the biggest goddamn archery lesbian on the face of this earth I think I may combust??? She is like 82% of the reason I am gay and it’s showing.

Just pretend I have the editing skills to change all the titles to Coping

Batman calling y’all out

heres this too

LMAO

Incorrect AOT quotes

Sure my dude, but what was “why does the world have to be ending” about? Is the world actually ending or just like THAT level of cheese? Also any preferences for rating or more details you want? :)

Hey, I wanna write a fanfiction but I can’t motivate myself for shit, so if anyone who sees this likes reddie, please give me a fic prompt so I will feel incentive to get off my ass and write something. I will write whatever you want, adult reddie, child reddie, smut, fluff, angst, au, fix it, canon world, whatever. It’ll be a one-shot and somewhere between 2,000-10,000 words, because that’s about all my attention span can handle while still feeling like I turned out a decent thing. Please give me a reddie prompt and I’ll post it on ao3 with a link.

Excuse me sir did you not think I’d see those tags 🤨? Do not disrespect my girl Heather like that. Also I feel like Fishlegs would work for token straight or astrology bitch, Tuffnut could work for astrology bitch or he/they, and let’s be real hiccup may not be cis but he still has token straight vibes. Tbh I could’ve shifted Hiccup, Fishleg, and Tuffnut to the right one and it’d be equally accurate lol

Has anyone already done this? Someone’s probably already done this but I don’t care