Here-queer-fear - A Land Of Pure Extermination

PLEASE I SAW THIS EXACT MAGAZINE AT BARNES AND NOBLE THE OTHER DAY

Ok so I was sitting on the toilet doing my (and minding my own) business... I'm embarrassed to admit that a significant amount of anal vapor escaped the hatch making a racket to rival thunder.

A split second later, my eye catches on my magazine rack and this is what was looking back at me...

And I laughed so fucking hard.

They're all like "Excuse you"

Sorry to interrupt your conversation guys, jeez

Excuse me this is pansexual erasure, look me in the eyes and tell me that tiny bastard man cares who he sleeps with so long as hamburger buns are involved. You can't.

the way the only cishet in the gang is frank

Same

@cr333333p​:

“Are you a man or a woman?” “I’m a villain.” “What gender are you?” “Evil.” “Yeah, but what’s in your pants?” “Doom.”

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I have no idea who the hell Eugenia Cooney is but these two videos lined up hilariously well in my recommendeds

I’m begging each and every person who reads this to send me some fics/art of reddie with their Pomeranian. Or anything else that has them with a pom really. I’m in a mood rn and that mood is reddie cuddling a fluffy ass little doggo.

Bestie I am so, so, so chronically online and this was just about incomprehensible. I want to show the hermits this and see them try and decipher it.

SCIENTIFIC MEASUREMENT OF HERMITCRAFT PATHETICNESS PART TWO!

LINK TO PART ONE

Howdy. Y’all know that one subgenre of reddie fanfiction where they meet before chapter two and they’re like “god I totally know you“ and then they fuck? Yeah, that shit slaps, so anyone who reads this and knows some please suggest them for me :)

We should’ve gotten a real foursome scene tbh, none of this cut-together-parallel-scenes bullshit, let them all fuck you cowards

the relationships in hannibal are so weird like will has kissed alana who had sex with hannibal who's in love with will who had sex with margot who is now married to alana??

So I heard this was happening

It’s 4am I’m bored and feeling feral so here’s a conversation I had with my friend the other day that haunts me