I Put The Pan In Panic. Not My Own, That Of My Enemies. But Panic Nonetheless.

Today’s the day!!!

I’m reblogging this to make it 69 notes

Oswald: I don't know how to tell you this, Edward, but you're in love with me.

Edward: I am?

Edward: Holy shit, I am!

Jonathan: What the fuck did I just witness?

I have no idea who the hell Eugenia Cooney is but these two videos lined up hilariously well in my recommendeds

Hi how are you doing submissive ?

I’m sure I said something that triggered this but I do not remember it and this was a thing and a half to open this app to

I’m probably not the first person to do this but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Every day you make decisions, and god may choose to smile upon you for what it is you decide. Today the twinkle has left his eye. The grin has left his face. For my very acknowledgement of your decision he has spit at my feet in disgust, begun to weep his disappointment. I pray to whoever will hear me now that this world of hubris you’ve built yourself may shield you from his gaze.

the secret is out

she’s-

She’s bootsing the house down

Richie: My dick is like life

Bill: short

Stan: disappointing

Eddie: it always gets hard for no reason

Bev: people like to lie and tell you it’ll get better when you get older

Richie: damn I was gonna say fun while it lasted, yours are better

Okay but is is Byler or Byeler? The people(me) wanna know!