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Waiter: what do you want?
Eddie: for my husband to act like an adult for once
Waiter: I mean from the menu
Richie: dinosaur chicken nuggets
I’m sorry but I have an obsession
If a gay, powerful, Eastern European serial murderer was in love with me, I would just simply reciprocate those feelings
Don’t stop sis say more
Cas has a hunch because his wings are too dummy thicc 😔
Has anyone already done this? Someone’s probably already done this but I don’t care
I am 99% bad decisions 1% unholy rage
My gay ass needed a moment
Excuse me this is pansexual erasure, look me in the eyes and tell me that tiny bastard man cares who he sleeps with so long as hamburger buns are involved. You can't.
the way the only cishet in the gang is frank
Just an FYI to anyone out there who may read this, I’m super new to tumblr and I’ve got no idea how any of this works, other than the basic things I’ve picked up, so if anyone could let me know how to maneuver this hellsite, the help would be greatly appreciated.
Me: *pauses tfatws*
Disney+: Somebody say ✨color scheme✨?