Ma’am Do NOT Tempt Me🤭

Lord I NEED fic recs like this! if anyone has any fics about farlan and isabel watching Levi fall in love with Erwin from the afterlife(or even in life) let me know!!!!

Isabel and farlan are disappointed but not surprised

Holy shit this is gorgeous

at rest

👀 not saying I’m open but 👀

anyway who wants to share a tempestuous relationship with me

Every day you make decisions, and god may choose to smile upon you for what it is you decide. Today the twinkle has left his eye. The grin has left his face. For my very acknowledgement of your decision he has spit at my feet in disgust, begun to weep his disappointment. I pray to whoever will hear me now that this world of hubris you’ve built yourself may shield you from his gaze.

the secret is out

Me? Contributing to my fandom? It’s more likely than you think

Cutouts for my lovely valid hoes who can’t make cut out images themselves, at your service

I.....

This man is so beautiful!

I love his eyes

I love his freckles

I love his puppy smile with those teeth

And another type of smiles

I love his stubble

Another stubble

I love his hair

I love Alec Hardy

I love David Tennant!

I’m 400 pounds of raging homosexual

Richie: My dick is like life

Bill: short

Stan: disappointing

Eddie: it always gets hard for no reason

Bev: people like to lie and tell you it’ll get better when you get older

Richie: damn I was gonna say fun while it lasted, yours are better

Roses are red, violets are blue,

If I have to die then so the fuck do you