*the Best Typo In The World

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

Yesssss I want my toxic found family and I want it NOW

Agatha *5 mins after Billy tried to kill her*: Credit where credit is due that was a total slay. Never let anyone tell you murder is wrong, Kid. Now come with auntie Agnes, we’re getting Toby back.

Wait guys is the dashboard change just a special temporary April Fools thing? 🥺

Being an actor keeps me sane. Yeah I have to work a day job but know what? When my day job is stressful and I want to scream I get to go hey wait. I have a scream scheduled at 7:30 tonight. Gotta save up. And then I go back to what I was doing.

Yeah, I feel like you can’t enjoy yourself incorrectly. Now I kind of want to get my autistic little brother a bunch of tiny figurines like that because he does love lining stuff up.

Dracula: sleeping peacefully, knowing he can set his roommates on that hollow husk of a Johnathan soon

Johnathan, surviving on nothing but adrenaline and sheer desperation:

Guys is he gonna become the Grinch but for Easter? Will he don a robo-bunny suit and steal all the eggs, then shoot Jesus just for good measure?

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

Got em

Tumblr’s favorite north east ohio lawyer is getting his own movie, and i couldn’t be more thrilled

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